Tag: France

Gonna fuck you up!

Here Is Some Robert Mueller News, Because Trump’s Ass Wasn’t Itching Enough!

Late breaking news in the Mueller investigation, because that's something new and different!

Trump Administration Does Literal Least It Can Do To Punish Russia For Spy Poisoning Attack

Expelling Russian spies? Big whoop. Call us when they sanction Putin's ass.

OMG You Guys, The Trump Administration Is Being Vaguely Sorta Kinda Mean To Russia Right Now!

Trust us, this hurts Donald Trump more than it hurts Russia.

Did Cheatin’ Nashville Mayor Megan Barry Do Naked Time On The Public Dime? SOLID MAYBE!

IS THERE A SECOND NAKED LADY? (We're guessing not.)

Trump Bigger Than Jesus! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 1, 2017

GOP money fuckery, Trump lights a tree, and Walmart apologizes for trying to kill journalists. Your morning news brief.

Queen Elizabeth Will See Donald Trump IN HELL

Sounds like President Dumbass might not get that state visit with the Queen!

*Somebody’s* Using Linked-In, And It’s … Russian Intelligence Attacking Old Security Men????

Just because you're paranoid it doesn't mean they're not out to troll you.

Trump Grabs French First Lady’s Arm By Pussy, Then Pervs All Over Her. Diplomacy!

GODDAMMIT, WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM?

Deleted Comments: You Liberal Losers Are Just Jealous Of Ivanka Because You’re Losers. Also Sheeple.

Our Ivanka Trump post got a lot of attention. Some of it from serious doofuses.

Trump To Planet: Drop Dead

Bye, Earth! BYE!
Do we really need an 'environment' anyway?

Donald Trump Ready To Burn Up Paris Climate Agreement, Earth’s Atmosphere

We're not doomed. Just closer to it.

New Orleans Mayor Dick-Slaps Confederate Losers, With Awesome Words That You Will Like!

The last Confederate monument has come down, and Mayor Mitch Landrieu HAD SOME WORDS 'BOUT THAT.

‘Disgraceful Failure’ Le Pen Family Is Le Feuding

Probably their family dinners are very unpleasant.

Zut Alors! France Decides Not To Elect Crazy Fascist To Run Country!

Emmanuel Macron wins the French election with over 65% of the vote.