Tag: France

New Orleans Mayor Dick-Slaps Confederate Losers, With Awesome Words That You Will Like!

The last Confederate monument has come down, and Mayor Mitch Landrieu HAD SOME WORDS 'BOUT THAT.

‘Disgraceful Failure’ Le Pen Family Is Le Feuding

Probably their family dinners are very unpleasant.

Zut Alors! France Decides Not To Elect Crazy Fascist To Run Country!

Emmanuel Macron wins the French election with over 65% of the vote.

French Campaign Hacked Just Before Election, Possibly By 400-Pound Man On Bed

Nobody in France is allowed to publish stuff about the election today, so get in here!

Trump, GOP Still Getting Beat By Big Bad Dems! Your Wonkagenda For Fri., April 28, 2017

Trump so tired of the Washington rat race, Facebook tries to clean up its mess, and Hannity is screaming about the end of times. Your morning news brief!

France Looking For A Trump To Call Its Own. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 17, 2017

France idiots acting like American idiots. NO BUENO. Your daily news brief!

Dutch Voters Kick Racist Geert Wilders Right In The Netherlands

Back to being a minor bobblehead in European politics.

Not So Happy With TrumpDontCare? How About John Conyers’s ‘Medicare For All’ Instead?

We really ought to try this one weird trick.

Trump Fishing For Terrorists…In Sweden? Wonkagenda, Mon. Feb 20, 2017

Trump's cable news addiction causes more problems, the Russia connection deepens, and Republicans stand up for the press. Your morning news brief!

Which U.S. Allies, Department Stores, Clouds, Is Donald Trump Yelling At Today?

That's some article, that Article 25!
True fact: Personal grooming regimen strictly dictated by Andrew Breitbart himself

Breitbart Watch: Stop Blood Libeling Steve Bannon By Calling Him Anti-Semitic!

Leave Steve Bannon ALOOOOOOOOONE!
Texas: Not Spongeworthy

LOL Hillary Clinton Might Win Texas, Probably Not But Still LOL

A new poll shows Hillary trailing Trump by only SIX POINTS in Texas. SIX POINTS!

Donald Trump Had Some Opinions On His One-Year-Old Daughter’s Tits, Because Obviously

Ew. Ew. Ew! Why do we warm up food and then look at Twitter? So, that new "Daily Show" host Trevor Noah decided to do a happy nice time segment about how the one position Donald J. Trump has never...

More Stories of Terrible Restaurant Customers, Part 2

Welcome back to Off The Menu, where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. This week, we have week two of some of the worst human beings to ever slip into a restaurant...
Makin' his yucky buttsex face.

Rick Santorum Has Clever Plan To Make All The Brown People Go Away Forever

Rick Santorum is still running for president for some godforsaken reason, probably because his family abortion doctor said a campaign would distract him from his real obsession, which is ass sex. And so Thursday night, during the Undergirdle Debate...