Late breaking news in the Mueller investigation, because that's something new and different!
Expelling Russian spies? Big whoop. Call us when they sanction Putin's ass.
Trust us, this hurts Donald Trump more than it hurts Russia.
IS THERE A SECOND NAKED LADY? (We're guessing not.)
GOP money fuckery, Trump lights a tree, and Walmart apologizes for trying to kill journalists. Your morning news brief.
Sounds like President Dumbass might not get that state visit with the Queen!
Just because you're paranoid it doesn't mean they're not out to troll you.
GODDAMMIT, WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM?
Deleted Comments: You Liberal Losers Are Just Jealous Of Ivanka Because You’re Losers. Also Sheeple.
Our Ivanka Trump post got a lot of attention. Some of it from serious doofuses.
Bye, Earth! BYE!
We're not doomed. Just closer to it.
He's no Justin Trudeau, but he'll do.
The last Confederate monument has come down, and Mayor Mitch Landrieu HAD SOME WORDS 'BOUT THAT.
Probably their family dinners are very unpleasant.
Emmanuel Macron wins the French election with over 65% of the vote.