Due to the fact that “Larry” is not even remotely easy to confuse with “Billy” we’re forced to assume that the Fox News team was the first in the nation to break the story of the tragic death of Larry Graham’s wife. MORE »

Ohio crackpot Thomas Potter doesn’t believe the government’s official story of what happened on 9/11, and to prove his point, he found three listings for “Usama bin Laden” in an internet phone book. MORE »

If you missed the Republican debate last night, well, we envy you. The mildly amusing bits included:

* The chimes indicating that a question’s alloted time was through, or that a candidate had gone on long enough, prompting a member of the celebrity panel of judges to “gong” them.
* John Edwards gay jokes.
* Ron Paul blaming America first.

The most wrist-slittingly entertaining moment, though, came not from any candidate, but from the debate organizers. To close out the debate, Fox News’ Brit Hume asked each candidate about “a fictional, but we think plausible scenario”: Three malls near “major US cities” attacked by suicide bombers. The would-be bombers of a fourth mall have been captured and sent to Guantamo. HOW HARD WILL YOU TORTURE THEM?

As you can see in the above clip, John McCain stumbled, and Mitt Romney promised to lock up thousands more in a hundred new Guantanamo Bays.

After the jump, Republicans applaud waterboarding.

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It’s Friday, so here’s the General Counsel for the Black Panther Party calling Michelle Malkin a whore on Fox. MORE »

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Quitcher bitchin’, libtards! There hasn’t been a single US death in Iraq since the new year, according to Fox’s constantly-updated list! MORE »

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Fox News’ Your World presented five glorious minutes of Neil Cavuto and a roundtable of Hooters girls yesterday. Cavuto had them on to plug their 2007 calendar, but he took the opportunity to ask them about the more pressing issues facing our country today. MORE »

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In a mildly funny open mic gaffe today, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice admitted to having a crush on Brit Hume and kindly old Mr. Smith down at the corner five-and-dime. MORE »

Radar reports a rumor today that is so poorly sourced, so speculative, and so hilarious that we wish we’d make it up first: Fox News’ Megyn Kendall Kelly is having an affair with Brit Hume. MORE »