Tag: fox

Tucker Carlson Proves President Bannon Hasn’t Beheaded Anybody (That We Know Of)

Heckuva job, dipshit. Also, it's your OPEN THREAD! :D

‘Fox & Friends’ Morons Settle Question Of How Dumb Chicks Should Behave

Listen up, ladies, you are DOING IT ALL WRONG.

Tucker Carlson Promoted At Fox News For Being World’s Worst Human

Failing upward, that is what this is called.

Lib Trash Megyn Kelly Joining Lib Trash NBC News, Where Lib Trash Belongs

CONGRATS, MEGYN KELLY, even if we kinda hate you sometimes.

Early Voters (Of The Mexican Type) May Have Already Saved America From Spray-Tan Hitler!

Dear sane people: RELAX. And VOTE. Are you relaxing, and also voting? Do that right now!

Newt Gingrich Goes Nuts On Nasty Woman Megyn Kelly, A Known Female Lady

The Trump campaign apparently thinks it's a GREAT IDEA to start more fights with Megyn Kelly.
Sharks is confusing!

What If Fox News Didn’t Suck So Much?

For real, it could happen! Would that make you happy or sad?

Racist Jesse Watters Sorry His Asian Racism Got You All Butthurt

He was just kiddin', and is super sorry if YOU took offense.

Sean Hannity Can’t Stop Crying Because Megyn Kelly Is Bad Mean Bully

Why does Megyn Kelly have to be such a big mean bully all the time so much?

Fox News’s Jesse Watters Can’t Stop LOLing Over How Weird Chinese People Are

Is this the most racist thing Jesse Watters has ever done? MAYBE!

Gretchen Carlson Gets $20 Million From Fox, Untold Number Of Silkwood Showers

That's only half of what Rupert Murdoch gave Ailes in his severance package, but LA LA LA GUESS THAT DOESN'T MATTER.

Roger Ailes Is Bigger, More Disgusting Sex Perv Than You Ever Could Have Imagined (Allegedly?)

What's grosser than gross? Roger Ailes.
God, that's just so dumb. Doesn't Obama even care that Americans are DYING?

Fox News Says Andrea Tantaros Is Big Honking Liar Who Lies So Much

Who's telling the truth? Andrea Tantaros? Fox News? Both of them? ARE THEY ALL HUGE LIARS?
I CAN SAY TERRISM YET?

Andrea Tantaros To Fox News: Take This Lie Detector Test Or I Will BEAT YOUR ASS

Andrea Tantaros is not the liar, YOU ARE THE LIAR.
Been a while. We missed this one.

Fox News So Pissed At Google For Hiding Dead Bodies For Hillary Clinton

Get out your tin-foil hats, y'all!
This isn't about democracy, this is about politics. Which Democracy doesn't need.

Andrea Tantaros’s Lawsuit Against Fox News Is OMG WTF INSANE!

Bill O'Reilly's in there too. AND former Sen. Scott Brown. AND Dean Cain. AND AND AND AND AND!