Tag: fox

Gretchen Carlson Gets $20 Million From Fox, Untold Number Of Silkwood Showers

That's only half of what Rupert Murdoch gave Ailes in his severance package, but LA LA LA GUESS THAT DOESN'T MATTER.

Roger Ailes Is Bigger, More Disgusting Sex Perv Than You Ever Could Have Imagined (Allegedly?)

What's grosser than gross? Roger Ailes.
God, that's just so dumb. Doesn't Obama even care that Americans are DYING?

Fox News Says Andrea Tantaros Is Big Honking Liar Who Lies So Much

Who's telling the truth? Andrea Tantaros? Fox News? Both of them? ARE THEY ALL HUGE LIARS?
I CAN SAY TERRISM YET?

Andrea Tantaros To Fox News: Take This Lie Detector Test Or I Will BEAT YOUR ASS

Andrea Tantaros is not the liar, YOU ARE THE LIAR.

Fox News So Pissed At Google For Hiding Dead Bodies For Hillary Clinton

Get out your tin-foil hats, y'all!
This isn't about democracy, this is about politics. Which Democracy doesn't need.

Andrea Tantaros’s Lawsuit Against Fox News Is OMG WTF INSANE!

Bill O'Reilly's in there too. AND former Sen. Scott Brown. AND Dean Cain. AND AND AND AND AND!

Dumb Mike Pence Can’t Stop Giggling Over How Much Black People Hate Donald Trump

Mike Pence is a very stupid man, but apparently even he can't buy Trump's claim that 95% of black voters will support him in 2020.

Can Somebody Please Give Sean Hannity A Pacifier Or A Buttplug, For His Mouth?

How fundamentally stupid is Sean Hannity? LET'S WONKSPLORE!

Fox’s Roger Ailes Did Not Rub His Pervy Sex Boner On Gretchen Carlson, Says Roger Ailes

Why are all these ladies lying about poor Roger Ailes?

Fox News’s Gretchen Carlson Allegedly Fired For Refusing To Bang Roger Ailes On His Penis

Carlson shockingly alleges in a lawsuit that Fox News is a really sexist, bad place for women. Who knew???

Fox News’s Gretchen Carlson Very Sorry All You Gun Nuts Are Such Morons

Good job, Fox News lady! Wonkette is so proud of you!

Fox Doc Keith Ablow Being A Jerk To All The Lazy, Potted-Up Millennials. That Is Wonkette’s Job!

Snotnosed Millennial brat thinks "Dr." Keith Ablow is not even the boss of him, whatever.

Fox News Blonde So Mad Larry Wilmore Gets To Say N-Word And White People Don’t

Oh look, Fox News is being racially transcendent again! We predicted after the White House Correspondents Dinner, AKA Nerd Prom, that the race experts at Fox News and other shining lights of the wingnut-igentsia would treat us to weeks upon...

DRUDGE SIRENS! Beyoncé Murdering White America For The CIA!

We knew Beyoncé was a multi-tasker but OMG. What you didn't know? Matt Drudge can tell she is an "urban terrorist": That dumbass closet case also tweeted out some scary pics of Bey: Once Alex Jones saw this, he did runny sharts in his...

Fox News Dumbass Pretty Sure Obama Just Called Him Stupid

<a href="http://wonkette.com/591573/stupid-fox-news-idiots-confused-why-sharks-always-live-in-the-ocean-so-much"></a>What you upset about, "Fox & Friends" turd-sprinkler Brian Kilmeade? Did nobody LOL when you asked a black lady if she drinks Kool-Aid every time she eats a meal? Did you start crying because you know that right...
You have GOT to be freaking kidding me.

Fox News Pretty Sure Hillary Should Fry For Obama’s SCOTUS Pick

You know that Cards Against Humanity card that says "Pooping back and forth forever?" It's from a movie, but it might as well be about Fox News and other assorted wingnut pundits. We saw it this week on Fox when...