Tag: fox news

Susan Rice ‘Unmasking’ Thing Still Bullshit *Even Though Republicans Hate Her A LOT*

Everything you need to know about how Susan Rice did nothing wrong and Donald Trump is a lying idiot.

Oregon Sen. Merkley Stays Up ALL. NIGHT. LONG. Wonkagenda For Wed., April 5, 2017

Jeff Merkley won't sit down, Fox can't stand up, and Trump's poll numbers fall. Your morning news brief!

Lame Chicks Sue Roger Ailes, Fox News Some More, Again, For No Reason At All, We Are Sure!

Bring me Solo, the Wookiee, and the slave girl's lawyer.

LOOK! A Clever Ruse! Wonkagenda for Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Conservatives try to create a clever rouse, Carter Page admits he worked with Russian spies, Mike Pence plays the House Freedom crazies. Your morning news brief!
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Who’s Fox News’s Biggest Dick That’s Harassing All The Chicks? Bill O’Reilly. Damn Right.

Bill O'Reilly is exactly as nice to work for as you'd imagine.

Stupid Fox News Judge Napolitano Telling Stupid Trump About ‘Wire Tapps’ Through The TV Again

Hey, maybe Trump will use this to start another embarrassing international incident!

Maxine Waters Too Badass To Waste Time On Bill O’Reilly’s Ignorant Ass Shit

MAXINE WATERS IS FINISHED WITH YOU, BILL O'REILLY, THEREFORE YOU NO LONGER EXIST.
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Bill O’Reilly Thinks He Has Room To Talk About Maxine Waters’s Hair

Surely he'll falafel about this later.

‘Fox & Friends’ Idiots Do Best Journalism On Comey Hearing, Win One Million Participation Trophies

It's a wonder they haven't won whatever award Bill O'Reilly won.

Devin Nunes Accidentally Told Truth About Trump White House Investigation. That’s Not Like Him At All!

A meaningful slip? Or just a slip of the tongue? Let's assume the worst!

So Sean Hannity Maybe Pointed A Gun At Juan Williams. Like You Haven’t!

It's all fake, except for the part where you should NEVER point a gun at anyone.

Sean Spicer Super Sorry For Lying About British Spies, Guesses He Won’t Do It Again

Hey look, another right-wing conspiracy theory was repeated by the White House!

Comey, Come Out To Play-ay! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 15, 2017

Senators want James Comey to come out and play, Rachel Maddow broke the Internet, and TrumpCare is DOA! Your morning news brief!

‘Fox & Friends’ Morons So Mad At These ‘Anti-Trump’ T-Shirt Slogans, Like GRRRRRR!

We guess t-shirts are 'Anti-Trump' if they say true things. UNFAIR TO THE PRESIDENT!

Hero U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara Has Better Things To Do Than Resign Just Now. UPDATE: NEVER MIND.

So far, he hasn't been seen wearing a pink knit hat with cat ears.