Wednesday, August 13th, 2008
OBVIOUS UPDATE: Ha ha, fucking Bill Kristol. "I do not have time to waste on Bill Kristol’s musings,” Powell told ABC News. “I am not going to the convention. I have made this clear." [ABC News]
OBVIOUS UPDATE: Ha ha, fucking Bill Kristol. "I do not have time to waste on Bill Kristol’s musings,” Powell told ABC News. “I am not going to the convention. I have made this clear." [ABC News]









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JESSE JACKSON IS A TRAITOR TO HIS RACE: While not-so-discreetly attacking Barack Obama, who
Mike Huckabee appeared on Hannity & Colmes last night to weigh in on Barack Obama’s complete move to the center in the last few weeks. Now, we made up our minds about this slimeball Obama after Charles Krauthammer
Poor Howard Wolfson. The former Clinton toady was born with only one testicle, half a human soul, and twice the normal complement of genes coding for poor taste in sweaters. But finally it looks like a little ray of lucky light is shining on our Wolfie: he got himself a job! After months of volunteering, he will now be officially paid to appear on Fox News.
We all remember Fred Hobbs, the proud member of Tennessee’s Democratic Executive Committee who recently
So that’s John McCain on the left, you knew that, but who is that “elderly American woman” wearing the sunglasses indoors while posing for a photo? That’s Harriet Christian, the famous Hillary Clinton diehard who
Passionate Clinton promoter Lanny Davis is an endearing toady who wears comical pin-striped suits and says things like “Hillary can still win” while everybody else on the teevee panel
Here it is, the terrible bit of “word play” that has offended everybody with its obvious lack of racial transcendence. A “baby mama” is the term for a lady who has mothered some or all of a gentleman’s illegitimate children, and clearly does not apply to Michelle Obama. Now please quit sending us this thing. [
FOX NEWS DISCOVERS ‘TERRORIST FIST JAB’: Yes they can! Our favorite teevee news says Michelle and Barack Obama’s cool move with the Respect Knuckles is actually a secret Muslim fisting ritual for Terror. Jesus fucking christ these Fox News people need to die, of terror fisting AIDS, because they’re not even funny anymore. [