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Benghazi investigation chair Trey Gowdy's long, drawlin' roundabout way of saying, 'I apologize to America for wastin' everybody's time for so long, I will leave public service forever and find a job I am better suited for, like makin' taxidermied beavers kiss each other on their purty mouths.'

Hey look, a fake Republican scandal, because it is a day!

New York Mayor Bill de Blasio suggests you boycott the homo-haters at Chick-Fil-A. Wingnuts, as always, outraged.

OH HEY WONKERS, WHAT IS SHAKING? We are fine, thank you for asking. So, it's Saturday and that means it's time for your weekly Top...

Alex Jones is kind of a sore winner. After his boy Donald Trump won the Indiana primary Tuesday night and Ted Cruz dropped out...

In your WTF, Really? News today, a blessed distraction from the agita over Donald Trump's Ascension to the GOP nomination: Fox News White House...

Did you hear about the breaking news about how on top of how Ted Cruz is maybe the Zodiac Killer, his dry-drunk dad might...

Oh look, Fox News is being racially transcendent again! We predicted after the White House Correspondents Dinner, AKA Nerd Prom, that the race experts...

Fox News's insufferable little prick Jesse Watters got himself into a brief fuck-tussle with Huffpo reporter Ryan Grim Saturday night at the MSNBC afterparty...

Donald Trump and Geraldo Rivera have a complicated relationship. They theoretically have undying love for one another (but not in a gay way, because...

Funny how the Deleted Comments biz goes. A couple weeks back, we had so few real winners that we had to forego the feature...

Hi, Meghan McCain, what's makin' a ruckus between your dumb ears today? You're so excited about how Ted Cruz tapped Carly Fiorina to be...

We decided to watch part of Tuesday's election coverage on Fox News last night, and in the middle of all the ads for prescription...

One of the most comforting things about America is how multiple times every day, the various chicken-brained dickwhistles who work at Fox News will...

Have you all signed up to help the American Family Association boycott Target? It's the hottest thing right now! Over 500,000 people have signed...

The forces of Political Correctness continue to roll all over our U.S. American money! In addition to making abolitionist, spy, and all-around badass Harriet...

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