• It’s time to break out the good drugs - DJ Ted Stevens is on the ones and twos. [Bold Headed]

• All of DJ Ted’s 25 friends will be there. [MySpace]
• Dick Cheney can’t share a bed with a woman who doesn’t know what its like to shoot someone in the face. [Rock Creek Rambler]
• Iraqi security forces are now in complete control of a whole lot of sand, some scorpions, and maybe also tumbleweeds. [1115.org]
• A Fox News reporter gets shot at in Gaza by an Israeli robot. Luckily, his “fox friends” remind him to “skeedattle,” and the audience that, “bad guys shoot at anything.” [Raw Story]
• Both readers of the Cedar Rapids Gazette fail to notice Ann Coulter’s column has been dropped. [E&P]

* The first rule of HuffPo is — you do not talk about HuffPo. [The Guardian] MORE »

* Really, there should be a tranny-hooker museum for these people. [Are Seven] MORE »

* “Podfisking,” it’s all the rage. [Andrew Sullivan] MORE »

A Wonkette operative directs us to the official FOX News seasonal greeting card from the FOX PR Department, and, despite the best efforts of Bill O’Reilly, Jesus is nowhere to be found in their holiday depiction. Which is just as well, because the implied message of the card, which features a jolly Santa Claus directing a savage attack of molten starfire death upon NBC, ABC, CNN and CBS, isn’t very Christ-like. MORE »

Don’t you love how tragedy brings out the best in not just people, but in reporters, too?

SHEPARD SMITH: You’re live on FOX News Channel, what are you doing? MORE »