Tag: fox news

Tucker Carlson Unsure If Witches Are Legally Allowed To Cast Spells On Donald Trump

To be fair, the only thing he's sure about is that black people scare him.

TRUMPCARE Back From The Dead! Wonkagenda For Monday, Sept. 18, 2017

TrumpCare rides again, Trump's lawyers do a loud dumb-dumb, and the Emmys took a dump on Trump. Your morning news brief!

Dinesh D’Souza Joins Fox & Friends To Smarm About Illegal Brown Voting

Sorry, can't hear Dinesh D'Souza over the sound of his conviction for election fraud.

Trey Gowdy Refuses To Put Obama NSA Susan Rice In Jail For Crime Of Doing Her Fucking Job

Did Susan Rice 'unmask' Trump people? SURE DID! Did she have a good reason? AYUP!

Fox News Celebrates 9/11 By Reminding Us To #NeverForget The Confederate Loser Traitor Statues

Bless his heart, Brian Kilmeade is a stupid motherfucker.

Nancy Pelosi And Chuck Schumer Just Cock-Slapped Trump, AND HE LIKED IT

Oh Boy, Nancy Pelosi And Chuck Schumer Sure Do Suck At Their Jobs!

General John Kelly Murdered Sheriff David Clarke’s White House Job Dreams

Wingnut former sheriff David Clarke won't get a White House job, but as God is his witness, he'll never not be on Fox News again!

David Clarke Resigns As Milwaukee County Sheriff. Bye, Asshole!

Bye, jerkface! Bye!

Dumbfuck Tomi Lahren Fitting In Quite Nicely With Rest Of Fox News Dumbfucks

Was this Tomi Lahren's Fox News debut? Don't know, don't care.

Scumbag Erik Prince Wishes Homosexual Agenda Would Stop Crashing Our Navy Ships

Just listen to this fucking scumbag.

Colin Kaepernick: Domestic Terrorist, Or ACTUAL OSAMA BIN LADEN? Fox And NFL Unsure!

Is Colin Kaepernick the best quarterback who ever lived? Nah. But it's pretty weird how he STILL doesn't have a job. Wonder why!
Callista Gingrich and His Holiness Pope Babar IV

Newt Gingrich Over The Moon About Moving To Italy With Lovely, Wide-Eyed Third Wife, Divorcing Her

The headline is a joke. But he's probably thought it. Your open thread!!

Fox News Lady Wins O’Reilly’s Peabody For Excellence In Smirking Between Two Crying Black People

Is this the worst thing Fox News has aired all week? SO HARD TO SAY!

Fox News’s Jesse Watters: America’s Not Racist, But I SURE AM!

The entire history of Fox News, somehow distilled into 24 AMAZING SECONDS.

Donald Trump Literally Just Defended Charlottesville Nazis Because Fuck It We’re Done Here

OH WOW HOLY SHIT DONALD TRUMP WHITE SUPREMACIST MOTHERFUCKIN' SAY WHAT?