Tag: fox news

Al Franken Super Sorry For Shitty Joke. Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 17, 2017

Everyone is pissseed at Al Franken, Democrats get high hopes, AND MORE!

Fox News And Steve Bannon Invited To Go Fuck Themselves At Their Earliest Convenience

These assholes cannot stop falling all over themselves to defend alleged child molester Roy Moore!
P.S. They ARE crackpots

Trump Sends Crazy Uncle Bill To Tell CIA How Chemtrails Hacked Our Election

There seem to be decomposing squirrel carcasses inside the president's brain, and they are mating.

Tucker Carlson And Glenn Greenwald Prove Horseshoe Theory With Hot New Video ‘Two Guys, One Horseshoe’

And in the middle, holding the horseshoe, is Sean Hannity, because duh it always is.

DNC, You Are Up Shit Creek. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 2, 2017

Paul Manafort's got some cuddle buddies in the mafia; Donna Brazile is torching the DNC and Hillary on her way out; and Trump is NOT FREAKING OUT. NOT. FREAKING. OUT.

John Kelly Supports Special Counsel Sean Hannity’s Call For Probe Of Made-Up Hillary Shit

The Adult in the Room is enabling the president's temper tantrums with some temper tantrums of his own.

John Kelly Submits To Dark Side. Wonkagenda for Wed., Nov. 1, 2017

Republicans delay the their crappy tax plan, Fox has a horrible Indictment Day, Congress is mad at Facebook. Your morning news brief.

Fox News Not Sure How To Tell You, But One Manafort Judge Is Woman And Other IS BLACK!!!1!

Nobody at Fox News could be persuaded to put a byline on this story. Must be good journamalism!

John Kelly Just Wondering Why We Couldn’t ‘Compromise’ On Slavery

The 'adult in the room' believes some pretty childish things about history.

Oh No, Sean Hannity Shit His Pants

Oh boy, the Sean Hannity TV Hour was FUN last night!

Robert Mueller Smashing White House Trumpkins. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 31, 2017

Mueller spooks Trump (again), John Kelly shows his true colors (again), and Hannity loses his shit (lol duh). Your morning news brief!

GAME CHANGE: Mark Halperin Can’t Stop Rubbing His Gross Penis On Women, Allegedly!

That guy always creeped us out, but we thought it was because of his hacky, stupid 'analysis.'

The GOP Civil War Is ON! Wonkagenda for Thursday, Oct. 26, 2017

The GOP has a cat fight, Rexxon is ruining the world, and Lou Dobbs blows Trump on national television. Your morning news brief.