Tag: fox news

Tucker Carlson Sorry For Making Mean ‘Teen Vogue’ Lady More Famous Than Tucker Carlson

Tucker Carlson may not be the stepping-stone to fame he thinks he is, maybe.

Jason Chaffetz Starts Porn Vitamin Company, To Keep Porn Mormons Healthy And Strong

When you're not allowed to drink coffee or soda, but you've still got Mormon Porning to do!

Hannity Going On Vacation To Farm Where He Can Run And Chase Chickens All Day Long

Is Sean Hannity headed for the Home For Retired Fox Hosts? Probably not. But one can hope.

Montana Sheriff To Ragemonster Republican Thug Greg Gianforte: ¯_(ツ)_/¯

What's a little aggravated assault between friends?

Sean Hannity Finally Shuts The Fuck Up About Seth Rich Murder. Thanks, Liberal Fascists!

Sean Hannity is such a mensch. Or maybe a putz. Yeah, that second one.

Sorry, Hannity: Even Fox News Won’t Stand Behind Lunatic Seth Rich Conspiracy Theory

Hard to imagine the cognitive dissonance it must take to be a reporter at Fox News.

And That’s When Trump Became President (Just Kidding). Wonkagenda For Tues., May 23, 2017

Trump blows another opportunity to act like an adult, Jeff Sessions tries to be legally racist, and Fox News has LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.

Fox Celebrates Comey News With Wall-To-Wall Coverage Of Hillary Murder Fox News Made Up

If you can't trust a man who thinks roving gangs of lesbians with pink pistols are recruiting girls to go gay, who can you trust?
Been a while. We missed this one.

Hillary Clinton Re-Murdered DNC Staffer All Over Again Because Wikileaks. Obviously.

As Team Trump gets into more trouble, get ready to learn more and more about Hillary Clinton's death squads. It's only logical.

This Is Fuckin’ BAD Y’ALL

This will probably be the last post of the night, unless Pence decides to 25A him before morning.

Let’s Go To The Tape! Wonkagenda for May 15, 2017

Why does Trump tape himself, the alt-right rallies (for 10 minutes), and will Spicey get "You're Fired?" Your morning news brief!

Bill O’Reilly And Fans Of Tim Allen Think Liberals Have Magic Powers Over The Television

Were Bill O'Reilly's firing and the cancellation of 'Last Man Standing' the nefarious work of an evil left-wing cabal? Don't we wish!

Did Bill O’Reilly Beat His Ex-Wife For Catching Him Having Phone Sex?

According to his ex-wife, he most certainly did. Your gross and horrible Open Thread.

BREAKING: Men Like Women Who Are Nice! A Fox News Exclusive!

Once again, Fox News has its finger right on the pulse of the most important news of the day, and that news is a call to the women of this great and glorious nation to be "nicer" so their...

Fun Things We Learned About The Comey Firing: A Wonkette Listicle!

Comeypocalypse Now! Comeygeddon! Comey Comey Comey Comey Comey Chameleon! Also, your OPEN THREAD

Fox News: Come For The Groping, Stay For The Fraud ALLEGEDLY

Sometimes, it's the cover up AND the crime!