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Tag: fox news

CIA Director Gently Implying FBI Ratf*cked Election For Trump

John Brennan did not say a thing! Why would we even suggest that?

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Headed Toward The Inauguration And The Washington DC Lady March!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW.
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Fox News Paying Ladies For Bill O’Reilly’s Falafel Sex Crimes Again

CLICK FOR THE LURID DETAILS.

Trump’s Cabinet Brings The Circus To Washington. Wonkagenda for January 10, 2017

Trump's nominee's face the music, Jason Chaffetz is a spiteful cry baby, and Senate Dem's ruin sportsball with a talk-a-thon. Your morning news brief!

Grifty Rep. Duncan Hunter Having John Ashcroft Boob-Draping Moment

Say, you know WHO ELSE tore down 'degenerate art?'

Tucker Carlson Promoted At Fox News For Being World’s Worst Human

Failing upward, that is what this is called.

Lib Trash Megyn Kelly Joining Lib Trash NBC News, Where Lib Trash Belongs

CONGRATS, MEGYN KELLY, even if we kinda hate you sometimes.

Fox & Friends Corrects Lying Story About Food Stamp Fraud! Apocalypse Is Truly Here!

Fox admits it was wrong about a thing? How can this be?

Hide Your Crab Legs! Hide Your Lobster! Fox Is Warring On Food Stamps Again!

Oh, look, Fox News is lying about food stamp 'fraud' again. Must be a slow news day.

The Eight Best Times This Badass ‘Teen Vogue’ Chick Kicked Tucker Carlson In The Nads!

Lauren Duca is GREAT, and she is not askeered of Tucker Carlson.

Breitbart And Fox News Chase Christmas-Stealing Jews Out Of Pennsylvania Town

SPOILER: The Jews did not actually steal Christmas.
Swear to god, thought that was Roger Stone at first.

Donald Trump Just As Dumb And Shallow As You Thought He Was

Trump's got the brains, you've got the looks, let's make lots of money.
You see, when I was undercover in the Falklands...

Bill O’Reilly Knows Why We Have An Electoral College: To Keep Whites In Power, Ta-Da!

Bill O'Reilly says there's no such thing as white privilege, and he'll fight to the death to defend it.

GOP Congressdick Will Fix Healthcare, By Letting Your Kid Sleep On His Broken Bones (No, Really)

Silly kids, crying about how their bones are broken. MAN UP AND WALK IT OFF!