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Fox News Was Right About Benghazi All Along and Probably Everything Else Too
Impeach! Impeach! IMPEACH! Everything terrible you ever believed about our tyrannical gun-grabbing socialist Muslim foreign-born gay president has turned out to be true, according to the latest expose on Solyndra Fast and Furious Benghazi from ABC News: ABC News has obtained 12 different versions of the talking points that show they were extensively edited as [...]
Roger Ailes Shuts Geraldo Rivera’s Mouth For Him
Hey, remember that fun video (above) of Geraldo Rivera laying down a righteous hissy over the LIES and PRIMROSE PATHS paved by his buddies, the Fox & Friends? It was from two days before the election, and Geraldo was in his finest mettle, like, waving a baby at a Katrina bridge INSANITY. He was yelling [...]
Fox Wingnuts Still Terrified of Scary ‘Very Dangerous’ Muslim in Congress Who Probably Hates America Because Muslim
Well, here is something totally unexpected: the moron quintet at Fox, The Five, is pretty sure thar be terrorists, or at least terrorist sympathizers, in Congress. And no, they’re not talking about Rep. Peter King, who is a bona fide terrorist sympathizer — but only for the white kind so it’s okay somehow, but shhh, [...]
Megyn Kelly’s Flow: Pretty Fly For A White Girl
When we talk about Megyn Kelly and her “flow,” you are forgiven for assuming we are pondering her menses. (We bet she’s a tough, studly kinda double-maxipad chick.) And yet, in reading the Boston Bomber (“suspect”)’s twattings of Dr. Dre-lyrics, Kelly actually sounds pretty sweet. She is no Dana Perino, mortifying white girls everywhere, that [...]
Is Bill O’Reilly A Terrorist? We Are Just Asking Questions
Bill O’Reilly is mad at President Barack Saddam Hussein for calling the Boston Massacre “a tragedy.” Therefore, ergo, ipso facto and Math Science of Words, Bill O’Reilly thinks it was the opposite of a tragedy. Therefore, ergo, ipso facto and Math Science of Words, Bill O’Reilly thinks that hundreds of people being maimed and/or dying, [...]
Dana Perino Drops Jay-Z Diss Track, Embarrasses Every White Person Everywhere
Unless you are a cave-dweller or some sort of luddite (in which case it is weird that you broke your anti-technology stance for Wonkette, but bqhatevwr) you were unable to avoid the Mr. Z goes to Cuba movie this week, complete with Jay-Z diss track. If you are a normal person, you listened to the [...]
Donald Trump Complains U.S. Border With Europe Too Secure, Keeping All the Good Whites Out
Crusty pustule Donald Trump was obviously absent from school the day they taught children how to distinguish green from blue on maps. While his private team of investigators is still looking into whether Hawaii is in fact part of these United States, The Hair haz a confusion about borders too and how the fuck do [...]
Fox News Very Sad People Aren’t Yelling At People On Food Stamps (More)
Here are Fox News’ Martha MacCallum and Charles Payne talking about the horror of people getting food stamps. They note that despite the “so-called recovery,” there are still a lot of people unemployed, and a lot of people getting food stamps! (They do not mention that the top 1% continue to make out like bandits, [...]
Teabaggers Boycotting Lefty Socialist Fox News Until It Stops Covering Up Unheard Story Of Place Called ‘Benghazi’
Oh, fair-and-balanced-and-not-in-any-way-propagandist Fox News, why hast thou forsaken the tea party, aka the most powerful and important movement IN THE WORLD, by going soft and not covering BENGHAZIIIIII!!!!!! 27 hours a day? That is what a number of Tea Party activists are saying and they are organizing a boycott to protest the conservative station’s coverage, [...]
Fox News Finds Iraq’s Missing WMDs Right Where Saddam Hid Them, In Syria, Iran, Sudan, North Korea And Probably France
Ladies and gentlemen, our long national nightmare is over. Fox News “military analyst” retired Lt. Gen. Thomas McInerny has found the Weapons of Mass Destruction, and they are at points east, west, north and south of Syria, because why not. Also, the Russians helped hide them there, and (presumably) also in all the other countries [...]
Fox News Pretty Sure Al Jazeera Is Going To Terrorist Us All
So remember how Al Gore, Green Hitler, up and sold his near-imaginary teevee station to the Qatari government, in the shape of Al Jazeera? And the conservatives, they did not like that all but could not quite put their finger on “why” besides just “Muslims”? Well, they have finally figured it out, and a Megyn [...]
Who Should Fox News Hire Next?
First Fox News got rid of some of their underperforming pundits, like Dick Morris and Sarah Palin, and the Internet was Sad. Then they turned around and hired a bunch of new idiots, like Scott Brown and Herman Cain, and the Internet was happy again! (And if you can make “Ken Layne” happy, you can [...]
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