Tag: fox news

Fox News Had To Remind Trump Camp Not To Get Megyn Kelly Murdered. For Real.

Welcome to your new America.
Sheriffs don't have to know nothing 'bout birthing no babies

Team Of Evils: It’s Gonna Be A ‘Dead Baby In the Jail Cell’ Kind Of Day

Hey! We found a sheriff worse than Joe Arpaio!
Rarely is the question asked: Is our white people learning?

Trump Idiot Says Muslim Registry Great Idea, Because Look How Well Japanese-American Internment Went

Some people insist on learning the wrong lessons from history.
government keep your hands off my medicare

Paul Ryan: Oh, By The Way, We’re Killing Off Medicare. Enjoy!

He's throwing out the baby and the bathwater. Hey, how did Grandma get in that tub too?

Dear Media: HI! GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Thanks a lot, media, for literally helping turn the world's greatest democracy over to a fucking tyrant.

Early Voters (Of The Mexican Type) May Have Already Saved America From Spray-Tan Hitler!

Dear sane people: RELAX. And VOTE. Are you relaxing, and also voting? Do that right now!
It wasn't his case, but 9/11

Radicalized FBI Sleeper Cell Probably Led By Rudy Giuliani

Haha, attempted coups are hilarious!

James Comey Strikes Again (And Again And Again And Again)

We're pretty sure the FBI needs to GO TO JAIL.

Shut Up, Greta Van Susteren

Greta Van Susteren has identified the problem with college, and it is books.

FBI Basically Your Glue-Sniffing Right-Wing Uncle Now, So That Is Fun!

CLINTON CASH? The FBI is doing investigations based on what it read in CLINTON CASH? ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING?

Wonkagenda, Monday, October 31, 2016

Happy Halloween, Wonketariate! We've got some stuff to cover here, so let's get right down into some of the spooky stories 'Yr Wonkette may be talking about today! Last night the FBI obtained a warrant to search emails from...

Newt Gingrich Goes Nuts On Nasty Woman Megyn Kelly, A Known Female Lady

The Trump campaign apparently thinks it's a GREAT IDEA to start more fights with Megyn Kelly.

Guys, We Think Donald Trump MIGHT NOT Actually Understand Obamacare

Donald Trump's employees all hate the Obamacare they don't have.
He gets cranky when he has the sniffles

Pussy Donald Trump Already Complaining Debate Was #Rigged

Nobody saw this coming, wait yes we did.

Hillary Clinton Chopped Off Trump’s Head, METAPHORICALLY (But Also For Real)

We worried the final Trump Clinton debate would be a sh*tshow. And it was but in only the best way!