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Though Thursday night's Democratic Debate saw a lot of actual fighting between Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton, it might have been more notable for...

There goes Barry Barack Hussein The Muslim Obama again, showing everybody what a Muslim-loving Muslim from Muslimistan he is! If you were born on...

Well we knew Donald Trump's relative nice-nice over coming in second place (WHICH IS FIRST LOSER) in Iowa wouldn't last long. He hasn't completely...

What up my Wonkers? Oh my goodness, can you believe people are about to actually start VOTING in this primary, which has already been...

Dear friends, we are worried about our smartest brain surgeon to ever cut open brains and also run for Republican president of America, Ben...

Dear Christ help us, Tucker Carlson has written a think-piece for Politico in which he sermonizes to "Washington Republicans" -- you know, the bad,...

The (supposedly, please dear God we don't ask for much) final Republican undercard debate, between Senator Frothy Mixture, iCarly, and Governor Squirrelpork was as...

It's the top-tier Republican losers debate, comin' at us from Iowa on Fox "News," and what in the wide world of ethanol and butter cows are...

Hooray and woot and praise the lord almighty Herself that this is the last time we have to endure this charade of pretending Jim Gilmore (R-Who?...

This week, we all learned a valuable lesson about how doing crimes to Planned Parenthood doesn't pay. Or, more precisely, those of us who already knew...

It must be his time of the month because Rand Paul and his luscious locks are quite hysterical about that mean brute Donald Trump...

Whee, one more Republican debate before Iowa votes, after which somebody will win the Iowa caucuses and nobody will drop out and we'll have...

Punchy-faced poutine poop Ted Cruz really wants to do some fight club to someone. Anyone. Please? But the first rule of Ted Cruz Fight Club...

UH OH the Fox News Republican debate scheduled for Thursday night is RUINT, and it's all because of that terrible harpy lady Megyn Kelly...

Sure is tough to be a rightwing "pro-life" full-of-bull propaganda machine these days. On Monday, we learned the sleazy jizz rags behind the "gotcha" videos...

Good morning, Wonke-RINOS. Haha just kidding, you are not RINOs, you are not even Republicans, pfffffft. (Unless you are, in which case have we...

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