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Tag: fox nation

What a nut!

Crazy CA Rep. Barbara Lee: Global Warming Will Turn Womenfolk Into Common Whores

So you know how from time to time we have a good laugh at the logic of wingnut politicians and preachers who claim a causal link between two obviously disparate things, like "taking prayer out of the schools led...
You know, besides pointing and laughing

CNN Anchor Guy Insults Climate Deniers; Willfully Ignorant F**ksticks Outraged

A special bouquet of greenhouse flowers goes to CNN anchor Bill Weir for the perfect reply to climate change deniers, please. You see, Weir was not terribly impressed with this Fox Nation story (aggregated from the Washington Times) that...

Forget ‘White Hispanic’; Daily Caller, Fox, Find White Teen Who Is ‘Black’

So, you may have heard about the awful murder of an Australian baseball player by three teens in Duncan, Oklahoma. The killers more or less admitted to killing Chris Lane for the fun of it as he was out...

Fox News Says Ashton Kutcher Is Your New Ayn Rand, America! (Seems To Have Forgotten To Read Its Ayn Rand)

So there is this guy, Ashton Kutcher. We have never given him much thought, as he unaccountably keeps refusing to be Channing Tatum. But he gave a frankly lovely little speech at the Teen Choice Awards (WE KNOW, RIGHT?)....

Fox Still Bitching About Presidential Debate, Now, In Late February 2013

Whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch it is Fox Nation, and they are never going to get over the SHOCKING MALFEASANCE that was Candy Crowley's LIEBRUL LYING LIES in the presidential debate -- you remember the one? Please proceed,...

Does Fox Nation (The Website) Lie As Much As Fox News (The Cable Channel)? Probably!

When Americans think of "lying Rupert Murdoch-owned filthyweasels spewing rightwing talking points," they of course think of Fox News. But There's a whole 'nother arm of the Murdoch Bullshit Machine that operates semi-independently of the Fox News domain, and...

Fox Nation: Did Obama Voter Fraud All Of Philadelphia?

In fifty-nine Philadelphia voting divisions, Mitt Romney received zero votes. Fifty-nine. Zero. Italics. Fox Nation posts this Philadelphia Inquirer article, leaving their commentariat to worry that maybe Obama totally vote-frauded the city, and Romney would have won if not for Obama's grand...

Gaze In Awe Upon Fox News’s Six Perfect Words: ‘Crack-Smoking Illegal Alien Registered To Vote’

Future generations of scholars and historians* will need look only to six perfect words (or seven if you count the hyphenation) to understand perfectly the first week of November, the year of our lord 2012: "Crack-Smoking Illegal Alien Registered...

Fox Nation Super-Stoked On Romney’s Domination Of Pre-Debate Coin-Toss

"Say," you're probably thinking. "That's a good-looking nickel. One of those saucy ones from 2005. You could use it to buy a piece of Double Bubble, or maybe you could put in the 'take a penny, leave...

Constitutional Crisis: Wingnuts Furious After Obama Calls Top Navy SEAL ‘Master Chief’ Or Something

Hope you didn't miss this terribly important story from Fox Nation: When an interviewer with a St. Louis radio station asked the President a question about the election-season attempt to swiftboat him for sending Navy SEALs to kill Osama...

Fox Nation Asks: Paul Ryan And Matt Damon, Separated At Birth?

How is it that nobody until now has noticed the eerie similarity between Hollywood Lieberal Matt Damon ("Matt Damon") and beefy conservahunk and potential vice president of US America Paul Ryan? They have the same number of eyebrows...

Fox Nation’s Latest Successful Trolling Effort: ‘Reagan Given Middle Finger In Obama White House’

It's Friday, should we allow Fox Hip Hop BBQ Nation to troll us? Oh, it's never a choice. Here's the latest: "REAGAN GIVEN MIDDLE FINGER IN OBAMA WHITE HOUSE." The photo shows Barack Obama and Michele Obama and Eric...

Geraldo Rivera: Trayvon Martin’s Hoodie ‘Is Responsible’ For His Death

Geraldo Rivera, the Fox News fool who bops around America pretending he is "out in the field" delving into stories that no one else does (in quite such a spectacularly ignorant way), has decided that there is a very...

Fat Chicago Cop Chokes Kid Out to Rousing Applause of ‘Fox Nation’

Here is a kid probably being an asshole. He is all aggro and in this fat cop's face even while some pretty girl with long luscious hair tries to stop him by distracting him with her young nubile body....

Stupid Fox Nation Photo Editing Proves Michelle Malkin Is An Idiot

UH, this picture is the best the lazy photo editors at Fox Nation could do to create propaganda illustrations to fit Michelle Malkin's lunatic rantings about the MASSIVE RACISM of the Wall Street protesters, the latest teatard fiction du...

Fox News Proves Climate Change Is Fake Since Liar Bill Clinton Says It’s Real

The exasperating cabal of global warming-denier turds who make, eh, we'll say "the entire planet give or take a few" feel ashamed for America can still hold their heads high, because monstrous fibber Bill Clinton thinks they're idiots, ergo,...