fox & friends
Nice Black Lady On Fox And Friends Makes Responsible Slavery Comparison
There seems to be one and only one qualification for becoming a Prominent Black Conservative these days: accusing other black people of either being willing slaves, or accusing some Democrat of enslaving them. It is perhaps the easiest job in America, and has seen a drastic uptick in employment opportunities since Barack Obama became President. [...]
Watch Fox & Friends Try to Roast Tiny Marshmallows With Their Hands
Chris Wallace, son of Mike, may be a creepo Republican apologist, but he occasionally asks really great tough questions even of his own team. Watch in horror alongside him, as he realizes Steve Doocy of Fox & Friends is roasting marshmallows with his hands. (They not only reject global warming, they also don’t believe those [...]
Fox & Friends Embarrassed By Youth Even Douchier Than They Are
Here, friends, have an idiot! How much of an idiot? He actually makes Gretchen Carlson’s forehead almost pucker at his foul bro-ness, and she sits within seven feet of Kilmeade’s eau de date rape for what seems like 250 hours a week. Experience the EXTREME! after the jump:
Tampa RNC, Day Deux: We Have Seen Steve Doocy, Now We Can All Go Home!
Steve Doocy is nobody’s sex object (except your weird sister, who is weird), and yet look at how he knows how to hold his face in front of a camera without twisting his mouth up all tarded and willing his nose to be shaped like a drunken potato!
‘Fox & Friends’ Investigates the ‘Lesbian Cabal’ Running DHS
Pretty light day on Fox News’ illiterate dementia variety hour, Fox & Friends; the muppet crew, plus Geraldo, only entertained questions about one federal department being run by a “lesbian cabal.” Let’s up the game a bit for Monday, Fox & Friends?
Fox & Friends Will Defend Mitt Romney’s Honor From Brit Press — With Their Fists!
Fox & Friends cohost and squinty-eyed walking artist’s composite of every date-rape wanted poster ever, Brian Kilmeade, is not very pleased with the tabloids across the pond, and how they have torn the flesh from Mittens Romney’s bones, one by one, even the conservative and Tory ones! They’d better back off, Kilmeade warns, this guy [...]
Fox & Friends: Why Is History’s Greatest Monster Barack Obama Picking On These Little Girls?
Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.com Ever on the cutting edge of political thought, Fox & Friends has a simple, commonsense reply to Pres. Obama’s insane notion that a modern economy depends on a combination of public and private investment: Oh, yeah? Mr. Big Government? What about little kids’ lemonade stands, which are a perfect [...]
Fox & Friends’ Brian Kilmeade: You Wanna Hear Something Really Scary?
There are so many scary things in the world. There are potato bugs, and snails, and getting caught up in a Chris Christie bum fight on the Jersey Shore. But do you wanna hear something really scary? Sixty percent of Americans think rich people job creators don’t pay enough taxes. This is what keeps Brian [...]
John Stossel Proves Homeless People Do Not Need Charity Since They Are All Probably John Stossel In Disguise
Who got all the Pulitzer Prizes for Investigative Reporting before John Stossel came along to show us all how it is done? Did they even have Pulitzers back then, and if so, why did they bother? Here, Stossel, in the greatest undercover gig of all time — like Serpico times Mel Gibson’s Mr. Cool Disguise [...]
Gretchen Carlson Snaps, Storms Off Fox & Friends, Due To Chronic Exposure To Brian Kilmeade (Video)
Hahaha, WOMEN. They are everywhere, just cold waving their boobs and their sideboobs in beady-eyed Fox & Friends cohost Brian Kilmeade’s mean little face. (We are going to assume we are not the only ones who can detect a whiff of Eau de Date Rape wafting in the air around Mr. Kilmeade?) And he’s always [...]
Illegal Kenyan Donald Trump Gets Job On ‘Fox & Friends’
Well that worked! Alleged “natural-born citizen” Donald Trump, if that is his real name, has been appearing on Fox for the past few weeks to say increasingly ridiculous things about President Obama’s birth and Muslims and the like, a sort of unpaid Fox contributor internship. But now, thanks to his good performance, he has been [...]
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