Tag: fox & friends

Correction: While rolling on the floor laughing because Donald Trump was being as much of an idiot as he usually is, we failed to...

Tim Tebow is known for two things, mainly. He loves Jesus so hard, in the manliest way possible, and he refuses to put his dick...

Rarely is the question asked, "Why is Trump supporters such violent pig-thugs?" JUST KIDDING EVERYBODY IS ASKING THAT RIGHT NOW. As Trump has explained,...

Sunday's Pepsi Super Bowl 50 Halftime Show at Levi's Stadium in Facebook, California, was tinged with controversy. In an astonishing move, the NFL chose...

Ben Carson knows why he only finished fourth in the Iowa Caucuses, with a piddling 9 percent of the vote: It had nothing with...

Here is another story of Dr. Ben Carson, world-famous neurosurgeon and egyptologist and attempted murderer and double-barreled brain-totin' badass robber-beater-upper. And we definitely believe it, because it is coming...

Oh hi, Wonkers, are you ready for the official War On Christmas week? Have you polished all your Festivus poles and candy-cane dildos, to...

Two of the unique strains of brain syphilis that sit on the "Fox & Friends" couch every morning have finded a real War On...

Did we not just finish yelling at Elisabeth "Shouldn't You Be Leaving Now?" Hasselbeck for doing something stupid on the "Fox & Friends" television...

Twice-baked halfwit Elisabeth Hasselbeck hasn't vacated the Fox News studios yet, even though she PROMISED she was quitting to go spend more time making...

After impatiently demanding, 29 hours a day, that the president nut up and call the shootings in San Bernardino last week TERRORISM, Fox News's...

Jeb Bush keeps pushing his strange attempt to out-Christian the other Republican candidates, explaining on "Fox & Friends" Monday how Islam is the only...

In a development we've only been anticipating since Day One, the family of Ahmed Mohamed is threatening to sue over a September incident in which...

Tragedy for the viewers at home. The lady blonde from the "Fox & Friends" fainting couch has announced we won't have her special brand of...

BREAKING "FOX & FRIENDS" UPDATE, EVERYONE! Have you heard about the new thing making waves during this election season? It is called "Internets" and...

Ben Carson is apparently no longer content to tour American disaster sites, read the names off of memorials, and call all the victims pussies...

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