Tag: fox & friends

New York Restaurateur Wishes ‘Servant’ Waitstaff Still Knew Their Place

He also forgot to pay his maid more than $5 an hour for 70 hours a week. Because he was TOO AWESOME.

Eric Trump With Perfect Defense: Donald Trump Too Greedy To Be Racist!

SHUT UP, WONKETTE, ERIC IS, LIKE, REALLY SMART!

It’s Not 11:00 AM Yet, So SHHHHHHH THE PRESIDENT IS STILL HAVING BEDROOM TIME!

President Lazy Ass even bigger President Lazy Ass than he was when he started. Wonder why!

Latest SALACIOUS TRUMP GOSSIP From Michael Wolff 100% Fucking True: A Wonkette Fact-Check!

Get The Latest Hot Gossip Before Trump's Smart Lawyers Get Michael Wolff's Book DELETED FROM THE WORLD!

Trump Back To Work Watching ‘Fox & Friends’ And Twitter-Bitching About Huma Abedin

Guess Trump's New Year's resolution was to say dumb shit on Twitter a whole lot.

The Year In The Trump-Russia Conspiracy Was Oh Who The Fuck Knows At This Point

LOOK HOW MANY STORIES WE WROTE ABOUT RUSSIA THIS YEAR, OH MY GOD.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Lying About Random Shit Again, GOP Tax Scam Edition

What's so galling about her bullshit is that it's SO EASILY DISPROVEN.

Trump Tells Maggie Haberman To Say He’s Not Mad And She’s Like ‘OK BOSS!’

Maggie Haberman is bad at journalism again.

Who Did Halloween The Worst? Megyn Kelly Or Megyn Kelly?

Click on this post for a SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FRIGHT!

Trump Begs LIDDLE’ BOB CORKER For More Spankings, And Corker Is Happy To Oblige!

Daycare staff at the White House called in sick today, apparently.

On Second Thought, Maybe Donald Trump Shouldn’t Call The Families Of The Fallen

If this is all Trump's got, perhaps he should just never open his mouth.

Sick Bob Corker Burn, Donald Trump! You Got Him Good, Like LMAO Out Loud!

Meanwhile, Kellyanne and Bannon are VERY upset SOMEONE IS DISRESPECTING A PRESIDENT!!!!

Dinesh D’Souza Joins Fox & Friends To Smarm About Illegal Brown Voting

Sorry, can't hear Dinesh D'Souza over the sound of his conviction for election fraud.

Fox News Celebrates 9/11 By Reminding Us To #NeverForget The Confederate Loser Traitor Statues

Bless his heart, Brian Kilmeade is a stupid motherfucker.