Tag: fox and friends

The Top Five Times Rudy Giuliani Was A Batshit Lunatic Since … Oh, Since Last Night

The president's lawyer takes his THE BEST WORDS on teevee!

Trump Can’t Handle The Truth. Wonkagenda For Mon., May 14, 2018

Michael Cohen got a problem with the boss, the new US embassy in Jerusalem opens in bloodshed, and Trump gossips with Hannity like a couple of teenage girls.

Rudy Giuliani Confesses To Fifty Impossible Trump Crimes Before Breakfast

Rudy Giuliani breaks legal Twitter to own the libs.

Been Nice Knowing You, John Kelly. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 1, 2018

Robert Mueller has just a couple of questions, John Kelly calls Trump A Idiot, and Israel tries to start a war with Iran (again). Your morning news brief.

Donald Trump Just Blew Michael Cohen’s Legal Case(s). Again. Mazel Tov!

That sound you hear is every lawyer in America banging their heads on the desk in unison.

Dr. Ronny Jackson PEACES OUT. Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 26, 2018

Ronny Jackson partied too hard, Macron is your new boyfriend, Trump yells at Fox and Friends. Your morning news brief.

Hey, Can Trump Un-Sign This Budget Bill He Signed? Asking For Donald Trump

Aw sad, Chuck and Nancy rolled the president. Again.

What A Shithole. Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan. 12, 2018

Trump calls Caucasianally challenged Not America a 'shithole,' Missouri's governor has some explaining to do, and Russian hackers are ready for 2018. Your morning news brief!

It Appears President Trump May Be Ill-Suited For Job Of Not Killing Us All

Remember when Trump said being unpredictable was just good foreign policy?

Are You Tired Of Winning Yet? Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct. 18, 2017

Trump insults another Gold Star family, the GOP rips off an ACA band-aid, and Steve Mnuchin threatens the stock market. Your morning news brief.

Facebook So Sorry For Fucking Up EVERYTHING. Wonkagenda for Fri., Sept. 22, 2017

Mark Zuckerberg, he's sorry, he swears. Your morning news brief!

Kellyanne Conway So Sad The Emmys Were Mean To Nice Donald Trump

Conway accused the awards show of 'alienating' people who want Donald Trump to succeed.

Enter The Mooch. Wonkagenda For Monday, July 24, 2017

Prince Kushner has some words for the Senate, The Mooch really sucks up, and Bill O'Reilly wants to come back. Your morning news brief.

Trump Jr. Forgot About His Russian Emails. Wonkagenda For Tues., July 11, 2017

Trump Jr. totally knew it was Russia, CruzCare could sink insurance markets, and Fox and Friends apologize for lying. Your morning news brief.

TrumpCare Digs Its Own Grave. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 26, 2017

TrumpCare might get worse, Princess Ivanka tries to stay out of politics, and it's LOW-ENERGY week at Trump's White House. Your morning news brief!
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Bill O’Reilly Thinks He Has Room To Talk About Maxine Waters’s Hair

Surely he'll falafel about this later.