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Fox News, Keith Ablow Jump On Tiny Cartoon Genitals

had to take a break from benghazi!!!1!

Is there something stupid happening in the world? Fox News and “Dr.” Keith Ablow are ON ...

Watch Chris Hayes Go Full Edward R. Murrow On Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 Coverage (Video)

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We are a little in love with this Chris Hayes clip for his earnest pissed-offedness at what 24-hour ...

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Will Feed Your Nerdstalgia With ‘Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey’

nerdgasm ahoy

For some of us, Carl Sagan’s 1980 series Cosmos is an almost mythic memory — Kid Zoom ...

Sarah Palin Wishes Manly Vladimir Putin Could Be Our President Instead

into the valley of derp rode the grift monger

America, it turns out that in addition to knowing the mind of Vladimir Putin so well that she can ...

Fox, Bloggers Respond To Obama’s Speech On Trayvon Martin With Dismay That President Is Black

#justiceforgeorge

President Barack H. Obama made a surprise appearance before the White House press corps today to ...

Patriotic Millionaire Brings Facts To Fox Ideology Fight

Faux Nooz

What has two thumbs and hates job creators? Fox News’ Stuart Varney, that’s who! Here, ...

If You Notice That $9 Is More Than $7.25, Are You A Communist?

math has a liberal bias

In Tuesday’s State of the Union address, President Obama pointed out that you can work for 40 ...

Fox Bravely Continues Wars On Nature, Math

it's snowing somewhere

Ha ha ha, new Secretary of State John Kerry is going to focus on climate change, what a fag! Everyone ...

Obama Trying To Take Too Many Guns, Says Man Who Shot Old Man In The Face

we are talking about dick cheney.

Someone has an opinion about something, and that someone is still-undead former vice president/dark ...

This Fox Illustration Of A Gun Pointed At Obama’s Head Is Just A Really Good Illustration (Of A Gun Pointed At Obama’s Head)

guns don't kill people barack obama kills people

Here is a really good illustration, from Fox “News,” featuring President Blackness with a ...

Fox’s Megyn Kelly Accidentally Commits Journalism About Guns

when the president does it that means it is not illegal

“Blah blah blah Hitler or something executive orders are only okay if you are a Republican ...

Fox’s ‘The Five’: Algebra Is Liberal Terrorism

al gebra al jazeera same diff

We don’t know how Eric Bolling, of Fox braintrust “The Five,” managed to talk about ...

Scoop! Paul Ryan To Be Next House Speaker, According To Some Secret Random Dude Who Gossiped To Laura Ingraham

coup d'etat coup d'etat!

We’ve secretly replaced the video of golden succubus Laura Ingraham, passing on some gossip, ...

Steven Crowder Tent-Gate: 12/11 Was An Inside Job

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Remember that awesome video of stereotypical union thug cold wailing on stereotypical Fox News douche ...

Terrified ‘War On Men’ Lady Calls For Truce Because Men Like To Kill Things

it's called logic why don't you try it?

First Suzanne Venker, Phyllis Schlafly’s niece, wrote a very nice “think piece” for ...

Ailes: Respected Non-Partisan News Organization ‘Fox’ Did Not Make Hot Monkey Sex On David Petraeus

sounds legit

Sometimes, we like to lie around and wonder stuff. Like, “What is it like being human pile of ...

O’Reilly Launches Next Volley In War On Christmas: Christianity Not Religion

set phasers to 'stupid'

Good morning, Warrers On Christmas. Much has happened since our last intelligence briefing. Last ...

Fox News Simply Does Not Care For Lying Liar Guest Lying That They Are Liars

lies damned lies and fox news

If you ever find yourself in the unenviable position of being interviewed on Fox News, there is a ...

Bill O’Reilly: GOP Would Have Gotten Away With It Too If It Weren’t For These Hispanic Moochers Who Want Handouts

look at the clouds

Would you like Bill O’Reilly’s advice on what the Republican party could have done ...

A Children’s Treasury Of Verbatim Last-Minute FOX NEWS Theatre

it makes sense if you are on crack

INTRO: THE WHO, “WON’T GET FOOLED AGAIN” CHYRON: GOP ELECTION OFFICIALS BLOCKED ...

Stupid Hurricane ‘Victims,’ Let Fox News’ John Stossel Explain Why It Is Awesome To Price Gouge You

he's the ayn randiest!

Now that Chris Christie has dared to show what used to be the standard amount of deference and ...

Fox’s Dana Perino: California Gov. Jerry Brown Is A Dictator Because He Made A Youtube

history's worst monster

Did you hear that California — the Golden Dream by the Sea — is having a wee little ...

Fox Boss’s Gotcha Too ‘Ugly’ Even For Bill O’Reilly

when you've lost bill o'reilly you've lost america

Fox News head and living Cthulu Roger Ailes forwarded to all his underlings some crazy chain emails ...

In Embittered Lovers’ War Of Words, Fox Slams Newt Gingrich For Two-Timing With CNN

will work for food

It was recently reported that Newt Gingrich and Fox News had a tiff. Newt likes attention and Fox had ...

Bitter Newt Gingrich’s Mouth Writes Fox A Check His Ass Can’t Cash

the breakup

Newt Gingrich was in Dover having a meeting with 18 Delaware Tea Party leaders. At such a crucial ...