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Hello everyone. How were your Fourth of July weeks? Well that’s wonderful. The worst Fourth of July experience this year was probably that of Jesse Helms, who hilariously died. But important founding father Thomas Jefferson also died on the Fourth of July (five, ten years ago-ish), and that’s why President Bush spent his holiday at Jefferson’s house, Monticello, among the ghosts of his “mocha” bastard slave children. And then RADICAL LEFT protest group Code Pink harassed him a bunch of times, just like they did every day when Jefferson lived his naked life with Sacagawea. [YouTube]

• The drug habit Washington just can’t seem to kick: responsibility. [Blue Dog Art & Design]

• Democracy without hooch is like cookies without milk. [Another Day In DC]
• Michelle Malkin: “smokin’ hot;” smells of “evil and bullshit.” [The DC Universe]
• Tomorrow’s pre-fireworks concert to be hosted by George Costanza and feature no-talent ass clown Michael Bolton. Thanks Lockheed Martin! [PBS via Melissa the Misanthrope]
• DC has museums for everything. [The Goodspeed Update]
  

* Bush twins unemployment index goes to zero at the same time the Bush twins in DC index goes to zero. Saddest possible trombone plays a solo for every bar owner in Georgetown. [Fresh Politics] MORE »