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Posts Tagged ‘fortune cookies’

Presidential Daily Briefings are Apparently Typeset on the Gutenberg Printing Press and Sent to the Oval Office by Passenger Pigeon

Monday, March 13th, 2006

So, President Bush is on television right now, thrusting his fists against the same old posts, still insisting that he sees the same old ghosts. The speech is filled with so many of the same old quotations about the war in Iraq, that we can only assume that the dude who’s responsible for typing text into CNN’s scroll is CTRL-Ving his finger to the nub. For our part, the only way to make Bush’s speech fun is to play the fortune cookie game: MORE »