Last Thursday, Hillary Clinton secretly ditched the media and snuck away to Chapel Hill, NC to meet with John “Corporates” Edwards at his $900 billion home. May we guess that they weren’t merely eating crumpets together? We think we may. Barack Obama, too, was supposed to chat chez Edwards today, but that meeting has been cancelled. Cancelled! What is this Edwards conjuring? Eh, he probably just had to work overtime at The Mill today. [TPM Election Central]