How many Wonkette posts do we take from the gchat status message of our comrade Alex Pareene? Lots! Here’s another one, featuring some nut in upstate New York doing a 2 a.m. infomercial (?) about how Hillary Clinton sucks, and ran for president for a year (actually two years!), and didn’t win, and now there are no jobs in the greater Utica/New Hartford metropolitan area, and nobody is coming to this mall to buy tacky leather jackets, which are the main form of clothing worn by upstate New Yorkers, winter or summer. [YouTube]