Give a Hoot, Burn the Owl
Wednesday, September 20th, 2006
As television taught us in the 1970s, God gave America two icons that we are to honor and protect at all costs: the U.S. flag and Woodsy Owl.
But as the Iraq War teaches us even today, sometimes you have to kill something and incinerate the corpse to make it truly “alive.”
Luckily, the U.S. Forest Service has provided incredibly detailed instructions for the Washington-approved procedure for Woodsy Owl burning, and it’s after the jump.
