Tag: foreign policy

National Security Advisor Had Sweaty Phone Sex With Russian Ambassador Maybe. Why Do You Ask?

It's more Trump contacts with Russia. Are we supposed to be concerned about that any more?

Barack Obama Clears His Throat

HI, BARACK OBAMA, HOW ARE YOU DOING, HAVE YOU COME BACK TO SAVE US?

Kellyanne Conway Explains Trump’s Nuclear Expansion Plan: Drown Our Enemies In Word Salad

Kellyanne Conway is supposed to be good at spin, but on Donald Trump's nuclear tweet, she mostly spins her wheels.

Donald Trump, Show Us The Long-Form Stock Sale Certificate!

Trump very clearly said 'no backsies,' so press inquiries into any dealings prior to the election are forbidden.

Bob Dole Stands Erect For Taiwan; Firmness Achieved By All This Money On The Nightstand

Congratulations to Bob Dole on achieving a hard position on U.S.-Taiwan relations and keeping it up so long.

How Bad Is Donald Trump Pissing In China’s Corn Flakes Over Taiwan? THIS MANY BAD.

It's a YOOGE FREAKING DEAL, and not in a good way.
Man has got to have a code.

Oh Hi Donald Trump, Here Are Some Things To Know About Your New Best Pal, Murdering Fascist Man Duterte

Is Donald Trump America's Duterte, or is Rodrigo Duterte the Philippines' Trump?

Barack Obama Still Being Civil To Crude Boorish White Man Taking His Job

Barack Obama offered some suggestions for the incoming president on how to not ruin America, if only because people might notice.
Needs more eye shadow, I know.

Donald Trump Wants Mean Girls Clinton And Obama To Leave That Nice Putin Alone

Also, nobody in Russia is complaining about Trump groping women. Yet.

Awwww, SOMEBODY Says Donald Trump Won The Debate, And It Is Enemy Russia

Looks like Russians are the only ones who like what Trump has to say. Maybe he should move there and never come back.

Let’s Imagine: Michele Bachmann Advises Donald Trump On Foreign Policy

The helicopter soared over the Minnesota woods like a huge machine designed for that purpose. Inside were Donald J. Trump and his pilot, Golden Pilot, a gold plated human pilot who was very expensive. “Golden Pilot,” said Trump. “Yes, Mr. Trump?”...
Financial model remarkably similar to Trump's

Michele Bachmann Advising Donald Trump On International Policy, Radical Islam, Underpants Gnomes

Michele Bachmann is advising Donald Trump on foreign policy. How's that for a kick in the pants?
How about 'I resign?' No reason, just checking.

Did Trump Campaign Manager Paul Manafort Get Buttloads Of Money From Ukrainian Dictator? Maybe?

Big rumblings in the Trump campaign today in reaction to a New York Times exposé of possible connections between Donald Trump's campaign manager Paul Manafort and corruption in the government of former Ukrainian president Viktor Yanukovych. Unfortunately, this is...
No idea who's responsible for this work of sheer genius. Let us know so we can give proper credit!

Donald Trump Tells Best Bud Vladimir Putin, Sure, Go Ahead And Keep Crimea. You Earned It!

Donald Trump might have said he's considering reversing American policy and recognizing Russia's annexation of Ukraine. Or he might not have understood the question. Does it matter?

Newt Gingrich Wants To Test U.S. Muslims To See If They’ve Caught The Sharia

Is Newt Gingrich getting a little jealous over Donald Trump loving Mike Pence more than him? MAYBE! Perhaps that is why, last night, he got on the teevee with Mike Huckabee and promoted a very Trumpian (Trump-esque? Trumpish?) counterterrorism...

Phil Robertson Wants To Be Trump’s Spiritual Advisor, Has Some Real Neat Ideas

He says we could stop ISIS from killing Americans if only we outlawed abortion!