Tag: foreign policy

Donald Trump’s New National Security Adviser Sane, Smart, Competent. How The Hell Did THAT Happen?

Looks like H.R McMaster is the subject of a national media love-in. Even the merest hint of competence excites people these days.

Trump Campaign Was Talking To Russian Intelligence Before The Election. Um, *SURPRISE*!!1!

Do you feel like we're all living in a bad spy novel now? One where a main character just shouts incoherently?

Stages Of Grief: Russia Having Rough Time Coping With Michael Flynn’s Resignation

Yes, we're all sad about Michael Flynn. But how are the Russians holding up?

Out Like Flynn: Trump’s National Security Adviser Resigns To Spend More Time With His Conspiracy Theories

The well-oiled Trump machine sheds its first weasel within the first four weeks.

Donald Trump And Justin Trudeau Hold A Presser: An ‘Alternative’ Transcript

Here is a thing that happened.

National Security Advisor Had Sweaty Phone Sex With Russian Ambassador Maybe. Why Do You Ask?

It's more Trump contacts with Russia. Are we supposed to be concerned about that any more?

Barack Obama Clears His Throat

HI, BARACK OBAMA, HOW ARE YOU DOING, HAVE YOU COME BACK TO SAVE US?

Kellyanne Conway Explains Trump’s Nuclear Expansion Plan: Drown Our Enemies In Word Salad

Kellyanne Conway is supposed to be good at spin, but on Donald Trump's nuclear tweet, she mostly spins her wheels.
As predicted by Nostradamus and anyone who knows Donald Trump

Donald Trump, Show Us The Long-Form Stock Sale Certificate!

Trump very clearly said 'no backsies,' so press inquiries into any dealings prior to the election are forbidden.

Bob Dole Stands Erect For Taiwan; Firmness Achieved By All This Money On The Nightstand

Congratulations to Bob Dole on achieving a hard position on U.S.-Taiwan relations and keeping it up so long.

How Bad Is Donald Trump Pissing In China’s Corn Flakes Over Taiwan? THIS MANY BAD.

It's a YOOGE FREAKING DEAL, and not in a good way.
Man has got to have a code.

Oh Hi Donald Trump, Here Are Some Things To Know About Your New Best Pal, Murdering Fascist Man Duterte

Is Donald Trump America's Duterte, or is Rodrigo Duterte the Philippines' Trump?

Barack Obama Still Being Civil To Crude Boorish White Man Taking His Job

Barack Obama offered some suggestions for the incoming president on how to not ruin America, if only because people might notice.
Needs more eye shadow, I know.

Donald Trump Wants Mean Girls Clinton And Obama To Leave That Nice Putin Alone

Also, nobody in Russia is complaining about Trump groping women. Yet.

Awwww, SOMEBODY Says Donald Trump Won The Debate, And It Is Enemy Russia

Looks like Russians are the only ones who like what Trump has to say. Maybe he should move there and never come back.