Tag: foreign policy

Has Donald Trump Landed Yet?

Would the people writing this reality at least try to come up with something plausible, please?

And Lo, Unto Us A Special Prosecutor Has Been Given

Robert Mueller is on the case, and we're certain Donald Trump will calmly accept the legal process. You betcha!

Trump Has First Performance Review In Oval Office With His Boss, The Russian Ambassador

The Russian AV Club will be meeting in the Oval after sixth period.

Sally Yates Knows What Is Unconstitutional And It Is Ted Cruz’s Face!

You come at Sally Yates, you best not miss.
He gets cranky when he has the sniffles

Mean New National Security Adviser Never Lets Trump Have Any Fun :(

'Adults' have always been in charge, and look what a mess they've made. Let's hand power to a petulant babyman instead!

Mar-A-Lago Plutocrats Thrilled To Pieces With Missile Show Tearing People To Pieces

Why is this in 'Variety' anyway? Oh, yeah. 'Entertainment.'

Dear North Korea: Please Remember Our President Says Lots Of Crazy Bullshit

A sincere call for international understanding.

Not Even Trump Administration Dumb Enough To Let Exxon Drill Baby Drill With Russia

Team Trump makes an obvious choice! Damn, that's pretty presidential, isn't it?

Donald Trump Pretty Mad At North Korean President, Whoever That Might Be

Kim Jong Dead? When was Kim Jong Il?

Mike Pence Brings Message Of Peace, Love, Total Annihilation To Korea

Let's see if yelling about war helps. That usually helps, right?

Trump Idiots ‘Brainstorm’ Messaging About Terrible Presidency, Assumes Brains Not In Evidence

Was there a rope bridge? That could could be repurposed for the inevitable purge...

Steve Bannon Almost Quit In Piss-Rage Over Being Booted From National Security Council :(

George R.R. Martin is watching the Trump White House closely, if only to make sure his characters behave slightly better.

The ‘WTF DUDE?’ Look Angela Merkel Gave Donald Trump Today Will GIVE YOU LIFE

Angela Merkel just read Donald Trump FOR FILTH, with *just her face*. Is there anything the Germans can't do?

Just One More Thing: Why Did Michael Flynn Pay This Ex-FBI Guy $28K?

Probably nothing, but it's just this whole thing where he accused the State Department of a Benghazi email quid pro quo, you know?

Trump White House Says Trump Not Being Investigated, So That’s Obviously True

WHEN HAVE THEY EVER BEEN KNOWN TO LIE?

China Finally Gives World The Trump-Branded Massage Parlors And Escort Services We Were Waiting For

We're not saying there's anything fishy here. Just that it's ALIENS.