Wonkette Operative “Ride Me Cowboy” (?!) writes from the Canadian hinterlands to report that our own former president, George W. Bush, visited Calgary for some pasta and fruit salad last night. Today he’s addressing the Chamber of Commerce. People were thrilled to see him. Alberta is, of course, the Texas of Canada, so all of this sort of makes sense. [Calgary Herald]

CUTE CANADIAN LIVEBLOG OF HISTORIC OBAMA VISIT: Get the blow-by-blow of the most exciting thing to ever happen in Canada in the the history of history. Sample: “10:34:43 AM Why is the president not wearing his hat? Or *a* hat, at least?” [Macleans.ca]