Tag: foreclosure

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Michigan Mayor Almost Missed Crucial Pizza Party Because Of Whiny Homeless Poors

A Detroit-area city council meeting didn't have time to hear from residents whose houses had been foreclosed upon for unpaid taxes, because if it had, the council would have been late for a planned pizza party. There are such...

Washington D.C. Poors Who Somehow Managed To Purchase Homes Still Getting Royally Boned

Imagine you've been asked to come up with a process to collect unpaid property taxes, and because you're a terrible person you've decided that your process will be as painful as possible for the property owners while remaining at...

Wells Fargo Bills Elderly Disabled Veteran To Death Over Typo

Every day, we wake up thinking that we cannot possibly dislike the banks (and their enablers) more than we did them the day before, and most of the days we are right, and our fear and loathing glides along...

Banks Will Now Review Themselves to Find Out if They Did Your Foreclosure Right

Well this will save everyone a lot of time! Banks are just going to go ahead and do a rigorous self-review to see if they handled foreclosures correctly. Of course, most of them have not handled foreclosures correctly, remember...

Marco Rubio Can’t Wait To Get Out Of Middle Class Hell-Hole

Marco Rubio talked last night, we are told (we couldn't hear him over the yowling noises coming from his Sad Hairs), about some stuff. Like the middle class, and how he is middle class, and how he loves living...

Who Is Chris Christie Yelling at Today?

Here, enjoy this video of Chris Christie screaming at a reporter from New York who has the NERVE to ask him a follow-up question about the foreclosure fund. Why is New Jersey dead-last in the nation in terms of...

Wells Fargo Even Sorrier After Second Time It Foreclosed on Wrong House

Remember that nice couple we told you about last week — the Tjosaas family, whose home in Twenty-Nine Palms was “accidentally” foreclosed upon by Wells Fargo even though the couple didn’t even have a mortgage? Turns out: this was...

Wells Fargo Accidentally Forecloses on Wrong House, Throws Away Couple’s Precious Memories

Hello, would you like to hear a heartwarming story about banks? Oh good, because last week, a bank accidentally foreclosed on the wrong house and a nice middle aged couple lost everything that wasn't nailed down and can never...

Foreclosure Mill Law Firm Costume Fun: Dress As Homeless Families

The first reaction most decent people will have when seeing these pictures of last year's Halloween costume party at the foreclosure mill law offices of Steven J. Baum is overwhelming disgust and nausea, followed by an overwhelming desire to...

Obama’s Illegal Libyan War Costing $1.1 Billion, Biden Still After That $125 Tortoise Website

Libya, wherever that is, is costing America $1.1 Billion, just for the summer. At least $716 Million has already been thrown at Libya in the form of bombs. Somewhere, we've also got this figure that shows the Obama Administration has...

House GOP Kills Program That Stopped 600,000 Foreclosures

The U.S. economy will continue to be terrible, as far as jobs and housing and state tax revenues, as long as the Housing Crisis continues. And, based on today's news and basically all housing news for several years now,...

EXCLUSIVE Video Tour of Bristol Palin’s Foreclosed Stucco Dump

Oh good gravy, one of those celebrity teevee shows has an EXCLUSIVE video of somebody walking around while Bristol 'n Tripp show off the empty foreclosed Arizona exurban cotton-field end-of-the-highway stucco box that she bought with CA$H because people...

‘New American Home’ Is Vulgar Monument To America’s Tacky Dreams

Nothing else legal is as evil as the American Housebuilding Industry. Pretty much everything wrong with this country -- from the oil wars it fights abroad to the morally crippled exurban old people at Tea Party rallies to their...

Florida Loves Charlie Crist’s Sexy New Independent Spirit

America's favorite recently-married orange Floridian, Governor Charlie Crist, had to quit the Republican Party because the teabaggers didn't want him to be the new U.S. senator. Why do teabaggers hate Republicans so much? Doesn't matter! Charlie now has a...

There’s a 13% Chance You’re Not Making Your House Payment

Remember the Housing Bubble and the gazillion bullshit mortgages that caused the entire global economy to collapse and send us into a terrible World Depression? It's still going down! The housing crash, that is -- one in eight homeowners...

NATION OF UNDERWATER HOMEOWNERS: According to some estimates, about 20 percent of people with mortgages owe more on their homes than what they're actually worth. Your mileage may vary depending on whether there are a lot of foreclosures in...