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Donald Trump has the YOOGEST, CLASSIEST plan ever to replace Obamacare, and it's going to be so incredible, it will probably blow his already-perfect...

Donald J. "Fuck You and Your Dumb Loser Moron Mother" Trump told us he is worth "TEN BILLION DOLLARS," and now we get to...

Americans, please take a moment today to think of the latest victim of the feminist web vigilantes, Bill Frezza. Until yesterday, we could have...

It's Tax Day, which means political entities everywhere are scrambling to graft their agendas onto something with the word "tax" in it, so people...

The headline piqued our curiosity: "Obamacare Will Increase Health Spending by $7,450 For A Typical Family of Four." Wow, that is a lot, considering...

When yr Wonkette has an idea that doesn't pan out because a little thought or even some research reveals a fatal flaw in the...

We decided we needed an entirely separate Explainer to discuss all the stupid morons saying dumb things about PRISM and/or the collection of All...

Is Walmart doing something horrible today? Well, it's a "day" so yes, of course Walmart is doing something horrible today. Walmart—the nation’s largest private sector...

Hey--remember Gina Rinehart?  Oh, sure you do! She is the world’s richest woman and by some bizarre coincidence, also seems to be one of...

Why is hero Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker, recently seen bitching that the governor's three-times-median-household-income salary just isn't enough cheddar, being blamed just because his...

Have you seen that show on the E! television network featuring a bunch of whiny girls whose names all start with the letter "K"...

Every campaign season in our increasingly retarded nation, potential voters are presented with many important survey and poll battles such as "What celebrity of...

Everybody just assumes that Sarah Palin wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy all the time, in a golden bed of $100...

Boo on you, Forbes meanies, for suggesting our beloved girlfriend Sheila Bair isn't the most powerful woman in the world. Still, #2 ain't bad!...

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