Tag: football

One Year Later. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 16, 2018

Michael Cohen's got a BIG problem, it's military warehouses for kids at the border, and the #Vagenda claims another big victory. Your morning news brief.

Vince McMahon Is Here To Save Football For Hetero Patriots And White Jesus

Let's bring back the XFL, because it was so AWESOME the first time!

Trump Stands For National Anthem Like True Patriot, Remembers At Least Nine Words Of It ALMOST PERFECTLY

Did Donald Trump forget the words to the national anthem of the country he is president of again? WE REPORT, YOU DECIDE!

Donut Company Sides With Cops. Surprise!

Can't say they don't know their customer base.

Jeff Sessions Wants to Jail Mean Journos. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Oct. 19, 2017

Jeff Sessions tries not to perjure himself (again), Trump rips off an ACA band-aid (again), and Trey Gowdy is being ignored like a common Democrat. Your morning news brief!

Trump Amputates Healthcare For Poors. Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 13, 2017

Trump breaks healthcare, Ryan Zinke flies his own freaky corrupt flag, and Wilbur Ross will shove Trump Tax Cuts (For Rich People Only) down your throat. Your morning news brief.

Kissinger Advises Trump: Do Illegal Immediately. Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct 11. 2017

Trump talks with Kissinger, REXXON's 'fucking moron' gets worse, and Mike Ditka is a fucking idiot. Your BIG morning news brief!

ESPN Just Wishes Jemele Hill Would Stop Making Trump And The Football Owners SO MAD!

Has Trump not heard about this whole cord-cutting thing?

Trump Pisses Off Puerto Rico. Wonkagenda for Oct. 4, 2017

Trump pissed off Puerto Rico, REXXON is mouthing off, and Megyn Kelly LOVES the NRA. Your morning news brief.

Who’s Already Scream Shitting About Las Vegas? A Shitmouth Roundup!

Get ready for more of this sort of thing.

6 Out Of 10 Football Fans Agree: Donald Trump Should Go Munch AstroTurf

Uh oh, Donald Trump sucking ass in polls again!

OMG Y’all, President Stupidass Actually Thinks He’s #WINNING This Football Fight

We didn't think it was possible for Donald Trump to get dumber, but ...

Trump All GRRRR At Black People, For A Change. Wonkagenda For Mon., Sept. 25, 2017

Sportsball ruined forever, Merkel holds on, and Peggy Noonan ponders peace through Trump. Your morning news brief.
Kneeling is SO disrespectful!

TRUMP UNITES AMERICA! (Behind The Strong, Classy Black Dudes Playing The Foosball)

Trump Sportsball Tweet Has Opposite Of Intended Effect - Whoa If True!

The Week In Terrible Men: Evil Women Wear Leggings Just To Torment Incels

Men keep being oppressed! Unfair!