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GRRR ARGH RAGE MAD OBAMA'S TAKIN' YR GUNS BUT NOT IF ALLEN WEST CAN STOP IT OOH AHH ANGRY WORDS GRRRR!!!!!!!ELEVENTY!!!!!! So, failed congressman, disgraced...

Tim Tebow is so good at football that nobody will let him play, probably because they're intimidated. (Haha, just kidding, they won't let him...

The past few days have been sad and disheartening. We began the weekend mourning with our friends in Paris in the aftermath of terrorist...

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed college sportsball players can change the world. In response to protests over his inaction following...

Terrific news! You'll be delighted to know the Pentagon doesn't always waste its massive budget on dumb war stuff. Sometimes it wastes parts of...

Thanks to the extremely slow delivery process of an online fundagelical ministry, we have finally received a crackerjack prize we ordered back in August:...

Oh hi, Wonkers! It's Sunday afternoon, which means we're going to yammer at you for a minute before we go eat bloody marys for brunch. We...

Residents of Villa Rica, Georgia, are astonished that anyone could have a problem with a group baptism of football players on school grounds before...

In the Very Serious Business of grown men playing games, for money, here is another shocking tale of corruption in sports. This time, it's...

Allen West, the Guardian of the Republic vile, disgraced torture fetishist and congressional race-loser who is also a creepazoid sex pervert, took some time off...

Silas Nacita has been homeless since he was a senior in high school, yet he managed to overcome that adversity and work his way...

Five members of the St. Louis Rams entered the field Sunday while performing a "hands up, don't shoot" pose. That was enough to make...

Here is some really important news for people who still care a lot about football, but not so much about domestic violence: Ray Rice has...

On this Election Day, Michael Peroutka -- theocrat, neo-confederate, and Republican candidate for county council in Ann Arundel County in Maryland who has also...

Here in the Wonkette Los Angeles bureau, we have been enjoying – or rather, “enjoying” – the recent addition to our local paper of...

The NFL is still trying to convince us that The Big Manly Powers That Be never would have defended Baltimore Ravens sportsball star Ray...

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