Jeff Sessions tries not to perjure himself (again), Trump rips off an ACA band-aid (again), and Trey Gowdy is being ignored like a common Democrat. Your morning news brief!
Trump breaks healthcare, Ryan Zinke flies his own freaky corrupt flag, and Wilbur Ross will shove Trump Tax Cuts (For Rich People Only) down your throat. Your morning news brief.
Trump talks with Kissinger, REXXON's 'fucking moron' gets worse, and Mike Ditka is a fucking idiot. Your BIG morning news brief!
Has Trump not heard about this whole cord-cutting thing?
Trump pissed off Puerto Rico, REXXON is mouthing off, and Megyn Kelly LOVES the NRA. Your morning news brief.
Get ready for more of this sort of thing.
Uh oh, Donald Trump sucking ass in polls again!
We didn't think it was possible for Donald Trump to get dumber, but ...
Sportsball ruined forever, Merkel holds on, and Peggy Noonan ponders peace through Trump. Your morning news brief.
Trump Sportsball Tweet Has Opposite Of Intended Effect - Whoa If True!
Men keep being oppressed! Unfair!
Senate Democrats held a talkathon to call attention to how Americans will be hurt if the ACA is repealed. Now get talking to your own senators and representatives.
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Did you hear Kaepernick is a secret Islamic? Sean Hannity did!
America is a land of boundless freedom, as long as you don't say anything unkind about it in relation to the flag or national anthem.