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FOO FIGHTERS ARE ALSO ALIENS

OOOOOH AHHHHH (Where’s America’s Birth Certificate?)

Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

Mexican kids are shooting fireworks below ....
This pretty picture shows Michelle and Barack Obama in silhouette, as Washington is bombed by the Independence Day socialist aliens from the planet Hawaii. After a holiday weekend of the desperately unhappy and angry Sarah Palin threatening everyone with lawsuits on Twitter and Facebook, Pete Souza’s picture of a happy couple enjoying the Fourth is like ulcer medicine. And, if you can imagine, it was a WHOLE DIFFERENT WORLD before Palin’s public meltdown. We just read about it in Paul Slansky’s TIME index.