focus on the family
Now For A Collection of Insults Hurled At Fan Of Same-Sex Marriage Obama
After a man went on television for a very low-profile announcement that he is now back to feeling about gay marriage the way he felt in the fun 90s, the world erupted in praise … and backhanded praise and faint praise and no praise AT ALL! You are surprised, we know. Jim Daly, the boss [...]
Drag Queens Proclaim Their Love Of Super Christian Anti-Gay Chick-fil-A (VIDEO)
Chick-fil-A, great American chicken store, has this inconvenient reputation of being quite, quite Christian and, through its nonprofit organization, for supporting groups that are known to be anti-gay, like Focus on the Family and the Fellowship of Christian Athletes (WHICH EXISTS). WELL! In the name of Digging Freedom (this is actually how you dig freedom), [...]
Pat Robertson Calls For Pot Legalization, Ruins Everything
Pat Robertson, the 81-year-old titan of Goddist bombast, has proven that some boxed sacks of two-buck chuck age well if you can wait eight decades and have nothing else to drink, not even water. Robertson experienced a brief tic of normalcy when he came out of the marijuana closet this week, telling the New York [...]
Superhero Al Franken Uses Literacy To Prove Homophobes Are Idiots
Here is Senator Al Franken questioning Thomas Minnery of gay-bashing church club Focus on the Family about the group’s assertion that children fare better in households with heterosexual parents. Team Homophobia knows this is an obvious conclusion, so obvious actually that they did not need to “read” the words in the report. It’s a report [...]
Focus On the Family Worried It May Soon Have To Destroy Justin Bieber
16-year-old Canadian person Justin Bieber is opposed to abortion but doesn’t hate gays, as anybody who follows politics now knows, somehow. This does not sit well with Focus on the Family, which is worried he is being corrupted by the black people and their “grooving” black-people music. Here’s their Chad Hillis: “Bieber’s only a kid, [...]
Dobson’s Gay Conversion Conference Losing Buttloads Of $$$
Supply and demand, people! Focus on the Family’s series of “Love Won Out” conferences has persuaded so many sodomites of the joys of heterosexual love that there is just no market for these events anymore. So, they’re turning over the conferences to a ministry in Orlando that can deal with the homosexual laggards who still [...]
Christian Group Lays Off Hundreds After Spending All Money On Prop 8 Passage
Here’s a delicious chunk of schadenfreude for all of our uniformed men and women in the Gay Militia fighting the fundies out West: “[Colorado Springs-based ministry] Focus on the Family announced this afternoon that 202 jobs will be cut companywide, bringing the total number of employees to around 950. …The cutbacks come just weeks after [...]
Wonkette Conference Crash: FRC’s Washington Briefing
Focus On F**king With James Dobson
Go Forth and Sin No Moo
Left Behind: The Right Loves the Poor Until They’re Born
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