Tag: flu”

Happy Valentine’s From Sarah Huckabee Sanders! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb 14, 2018

Trump ignores spy chiefs' warnings (again), ICE gets even more awful, and Michael Cohen admits to giving Stormy Daniel $130,000 for no real reason. Your morning news brief!

Vive le Résistance! Wonkagenda for Wed., Feb. 7, 2018

Trump wants a parade, Congress tries to avert ANOTHER shutdown, and Jesus is being selective with flu shots. Your morning news brief!

Michael Savage: Don’t Let The Flu Mandarins Put Autism In You

Your Wonkette writer had the flu last week. Let us put it this way: if you're in desperate need of using every blanket in your home, then sweating through your clothes for two straight days, then go lick doorknobs...

Scott Walker Is Too Sick To Meet With Obama!

Oh dude what is this? Wisconsin union-krushing Gov. Scott Walker cannot join Barack Obama today on his exciting journey through the Milwaukee Master Lock factory because he has the stomach flu. He has... the stomach flu. "Still recovering from...

A Children’s Treasury Of Government-Solicited YouTubes About The Flu

Back in May or February or some other month, the world went nuts over a bunch of Mexicans giving everyone flu, from pigs, in an attempt to take over the world. But when Americans actually got this flu, they...

THAT'S ALL, FOLKS: It's official: the pig AIDS is the first global flu epidemic in 41 years, according to the World Health Organization. Never forget.

Bob Dylan’s New Album All About Mexican Pig-Flu Pandemic Plague

When word of a surprise new Bob Dylan studio album reached your Wonkette on March 20, we wondered what sort of Actual Hell this record would release, as it is established fact in this first awful decade of the...


Do you know what's worse than a LEVEL FOUR flu pandemic freakout? A LEVEL FIVE flu pandemic freakout -- it is like four, but plus another, to equal five. Things can only get one more number worse than what...

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