Tag: florida

Trump Spying On U.S. Spies. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 16, 2017

Trump goes to war with spies, ICE goes after DREAMers, and Clarence Thomas's wife, Ginni Thomas, wants to protest hipster protesters! Your morning news brief!
Not how it works after all

More Town Hall Fun Times! Florida GOP Guy Quite Miffed You Children Mocking His Death Panels

Florida Man worries about Death Panels.

Dumb Fake Golfer Story Is Why Lunatic Trump Thinks All The Voters Are Illegal

So now we know at least part of the reason Donald Trump is sure there are millions of illegal voters who kept him from winning the popular vote in the election he won: When he told members of Congress...
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Open Thread: A Florida Gentleman Named Elvis, His AR-15, A Car, And Some Cows

Sometimes everything just comes together. Stupidly.

New Year’s Eve ‘Celebratory Gunfire’ Ends Poorly Across The Nation, Shockingly Enough

What if there were a way to celebrate the New Year without doing something that could kill or maim someone?
Which one's the moderate?

Trump’s Victory Thank You Tour Marching Into Cincinnati, Will Annex Sudetenland

Donald Trump's going on tour. Why? Who needs a reason? He loves rallies.
Yes, he's a monster

Let’s Put Medicare-Frauding Florida Gov. Rick Scott In Charge Of Medicare, Oh Yeah Baby

There's a certain poetry to this. Very bad poetry.

Be Like This White Guy Telling This Other White Guy To Stop Yelling ‘Trump’ At The Black Starbucks Barista

Be the human safety pin you want to see in the world.

Despite Election, George Zimmerman Still Kicked Out Of Bar For Using Racial Slur

LOL no one wants to drink with George Zimmerman.

Janet Reno, 78, Has Gone To The Big Dance Party In The Sky

It's still Reno Time.

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, October 25, 2016

You have GOT to see these allegedly super crooked Trump PAC douchebags. They're *perfect*. Plus more in your Morning News Brief!

Donald Trump Is Going Insane Right Now About Jews And Ugly Women Out To Get Him

A cabal of international bankers? Who could he possibly mean?

Fox Jerks So Glad That Nice Hurricane Matthew Came And Made It Harder For Dems To Vote

Stuart Varney and Tucker Carlson say Democrats won't bother to vote in a storm, because they are lazy.

Thanks A Lot, Gays, For LITERALLY Sodomizing Florida With Hurricanes

There goes God, punishing gays with natural disasters again.
HERE IS SOME SEX ADVICE, YOU GUYS.

Rush Limbaugh Pretty Sure Liberals Can’t Wait For Hurricane Matthew To Kill Everybody

How can we keep our 'climate change' conspiracy going if big hurricanes don't murder everybody all the time?