The dialogue still needs work.
Imagine if he had Hillary Clinton's work ethic. Wait no, don't imagine that.
As they said in Plan Nine From Outer Space: There's been a protest. And SOMEBODY'S responsible!
Endorsement from Maine Gov. Paul LePage on the way, we're sure.
Trump too busy partying with China and Russia to hang out with NATO? Didn't see that coming.
Good monkey, bad neighbor, open thread.
Home Of The Scared
Nobody puts Baby in a corner and makes him listen to their medical sob stories.
Here's a cool way to boost school achievement: Make the poorer students statistically disappear!
Oh, good. A Trump rally. Been a while.
Trump goes to war with spies, ICE goes after DREAMers, and Clarence Thomas's wife, Ginni Thomas, wants to protest hipster protesters! Your morning news brief!
Florida Man worries about Death Panels.
So now we know at least part of the reason Donald Trump is sure there are millions of illegal voters who kept him from winning the popular vote in the election he won: When he told members of Congress...
Sometimes everything just comes together. Stupidly.