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"WHAT?!" That is what you are saying right now, because you are confused as to why we are talking about "Marco Rubio" and his...

David Hall, a Sovereign Florida Man who got his day in court back in December 2014, has for some reason been rediscovered by the...

Hip-hooray and WE TOLD YOU SO. We reported last week on the hottest new trend in ladyparts healthcare, which is getting your vaginal business...

Well, isn't this a neat new trend that's spreading like herpes in a frat house at a state school, only not nearly as fun? A bill...

Little Marco Rubio, having failed spectacularly at the Republican primary and life in general, came back to the Senate Thursday: We're going to give you...

Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi is a big fan of Donald Trump, and offered him an enthusiastic endorsement the day before Tuesday's Florida primary....

It's a new day in America, because Donald Trump said so, and it's time for the Republicans to act sweet and come together so...

Hey, you know what really gets customers in the mood for colorful crab mimosas? Classic, old-timey depictions of festive lynchings! SOUND BUSINESS MODEL, JOE'S...

Who is getting cold-cocked by Donald Trump tonight? Ted Cruz? (Probably.) Marco Rubio? (Definitely.) John Kasich? (Nah, no one cares about him.) Some poor...

Last night, the showdown was ON. Two candidates took the stage, coiffed for battle, ready to face down and parry the ludicrous personal attacks and...

Has it been a long time since you pulled your Underoos up over your nipples (that's how you get comfortable), popped open a can...

So Donald Trump had a pretty super Super Tuesday, huh? What with all of that winning he did, from hippy-dippy socialist Vermont and only-slightly-less liberal...

Aww, serial state-loser Marco Rubio finally won a place! We wonder, though, if this means he'll have to bow out of his run for...

Look, just because Donald Trump is the candidate for rank-and-file racist Republicans and distinguished Racist-Americans like former KKK leader David Duke does not mean Trump himself is...

Welcome back to Off The Menu, where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. This week, we've got...

Florida is very, very proud of its wonderful gun laws, which in addition to the always-delightful "Stand Your Ground" legislation that allows citizens to...

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