Tag: florida

Wonkette Would NEVER Cover NJ Senator Bob Menendez’s Bribery Trial If He Were A Democrat!

It's nice to have friends with lots of money. You may want to be careful about that if you're in the Senate, though.

FEMA To Run Out Of Money By Friday. Good Thing No Disasters Are On The Way!

Somebody really needs to explain free-market economics to these unruly hurricanes.

Tampa Can’t Get Rid Of Confederate Loser Traitor Statue Fast Enough

Ultimatum? Hell, they hardly knew 'em!

Steve Bannon’s Florida Porn / Meth Palace Probably Not Your Top AirBnB Choice

If those walls could talk...they'd plead, 'Bulldoze me. Please just bulldoze me.'

House Judiciary Committee Demands To Know Why Hillary Clinton Fired James Comey

Just another day at the Congressional sausage factory.

Florida Cop Invents Own Law In Hopes Of Arresting Black Man For Walking

Officer J.S. Bolen told a young black man it was illegal for him to walk around without ID. It is not.

Neo-Nazi Tim McVeigh Fan With Guns, Bomb Supplies *Might* Be Poor Choice For Bail, Even In Florida

People see 'guns, bombs, and Nazis' and get all worked up, it seems.
fetuses do not work that way!

Florida Not-Birth Certificates For Miscarriages Definitely Not A Ghoulish Anti-Abortion Move, No Way

Conservatives wouldn't be as cynical as we suspect, would they? UNPOSSIBLE.
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Florida ‘Stand Your Ground’ Law Might Get Even More Murder-licious!

Why should you have to prove you were scared to invoke Stand Your Ground? Shouldn't the state have to prove YOU WEREN'T?

Florida Man Now Doing Bath Salts While Writing Journamalism

Florida: It's not the heat, it's the turgidity.

Lazy Trump Already Gone For Weekend, Because He Doesn’t DO Fridays

Imagine if he had Hillary Clinton's work ethic. Wait no, don't imagine that.

Donald Trump Awfully Pissy About Those Tax Day Protests. GOOD JOB TAX DAY PROTESTERS!

As they said in Plan Nine From Outer Space: There's been a protest. And SOMEBODY'S responsible!

Florida Sheriff Goes Full ISIS. Never Go Full ISIS.

Endorsement from Maine Gov. Paul LePage on the way, we're sure.