Tag: florida

How Could Such A Tragedy Happen Again After The Last Time We Did Absolutely Nothing?

Here we are again. One of these days we might even do something about it.

Russia Did It, Y’all. And Nobody Fucking Cares.

Turns out Russia DID penetrate voting systems, but don't worry, it was only in a HANDFUL OF STATES.

President Cheap N Cheaty Ain’t Wanna Pay His Golf Course Taxes, You Are So Surprised

Donald Trump is lying about the value of his golf course? Well knock us over with a feather.

Ryan Zinke Says No Oil Rigs At Mar-a-Lago, For Science Reasons He Definitely Did Not Just Make Up

Other states don't have all that 'geology' getting in the way.

RELEASE THE KRAKEN! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 25, 2018

Trump goes to Davos to make America look worse, Sarah Huckabee Sanders poots about school shootings, and everyone wants to talk about Devin Nunes's Russian memo except Devin Nunes. Your morning news brief.

‘The Place Wolves Like To Fuck.’ Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 15, 2018

Trey Gowdy resigns from Ethics commission, GOP wants to murder the healthcare employer mandate, and glad you're still with us, Hawaii. Sorry about the lunatic!

Time To Arrest NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio For Crimes Against Exxon!

Governor Rick Scott for the prosecution!

I’m Not A Collusion, YOU’RE A COLLUSION! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 11, 2018

Someone in the president's office is posting revenge porn, MO gov is ALLEGED sex-crimer, and they're about to do unspeakable things to Medicaid. Your morning news brief!

Ryan Zinke Exempts Florida From Offshore Oil Drilling Plan For Some Mar-A-Lago Reason

Special favors? In the Trump administration? Shut the front door!

It’s Getting Hot In Herre! (Don’t Take Off All Your Clothes.) Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan 10, 2018

Trump-Russia gets WEIRDER, North Carolina is gerrymandered AF, and Ryan Zinke decides not to screw Florida with big, fat, oil rigs. Your morning news brief.

Trump Reminds Farmers They’re White Like Him. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 9, 2018

Trump lies to farmers (again), the GOP keeps trying to kill Trump-Russia, and 'alt-right' trolls keep getting slapped down. Your morning news brief.

Trump Still Gets A ’10’ On Puerto Rico. If We Are Talking About The Number Of People With Both Water And Power.

It's Trump's Katrina, except not enough people are noticing, because he's also Trump's Trump.

Who Had The Best Day So Far This Week: Barack Obama Or The ‘President’?

Some people really seem to enjoy their jobs. And some people are Donald Trump

Cat-5 Tax-Increase Shitstorm Headed Straight For Puerto Rico

Republicans kicking Puerto Rico while it's down? Well there's a heck of a surprise.

Wherein Wonkette Defends GOP Florida Man Against Scurrilous Charges Of ‘ICE PENIS’

Don't say Wonkette is never fair to Republicans.