Tag: florida

‘The Place Wolves Like To Fuck.’ Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 15, 2018

Trey Gowdy resigns from Ethics commission, GOP wants to murder the healthcare employer mandate, and glad you're still with us, Hawaii. Sorry about the lunatic!

Time To Arrest NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio For Crimes Against Exxon!

Governor Rick Scott for the prosecution!

I’m Not A Collusion, YOU’RE A COLLUSION! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 11, 2018

Someone in the president's office is posting revenge porn, MO gov is ALLEGED sex-crimer, and they're about to do unspeakable things to Medicaid. Your morning news brief!

Ryan Zinke Exempts Florida From Offshore Oil Drilling Plan For Some Mar-A-Lago Reason

Special favors? In the Trump administration? Shut the front door!

It’s Getting Hot In Herre! (Don’t Take Off All Your Clothes.) Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan 10, 2018

Trump-Russia gets WEIRDER, North Carolina is gerrymandered AF, and Ryan Zinke decides not to screw Florida with big, fat, oil rigs. Your morning news brief.

Trump Reminds Farmers They’re White Like Him. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 9, 2018

Trump lies to farmers (again), the GOP keeps trying to kill Trump-Russia, and 'alt-right' trolls keep getting slapped down. Your morning news brief.

Trump Still Gets A ’10’ On Puerto Rico. If We Are Talking About The Number Of People With Both Water And Power.

It's Trump's Katrina, except not enough people are noticing, because he's also Trump's Trump.

Who Had The Best Day So Far This Week: Barack Obama Or The ‘President’?

Some people really seem to enjoy their jobs. And some people are Donald Trump

Cat-5 Tax-Increase Shitstorm Headed Straight For Puerto Rico

Republicans kicking Puerto Rico while it's down? Well there's a heck of a surprise.

Wherein Wonkette Defends GOP Florida Man Against Scurrilous Charges Of ‘ICE PENIS’

Don't say Wonkette is never fair to Republicans.

Supreme Court Won’t Let Gun Humpers Have Any Fun At All :(

The Supreme Court still allows some restrictions on guns? What is this, Stalin's Germany in 1984?

It’s Your Grateful Top Ten!

Come in and sit a spell!

Drinky Drunky Florida Mayor And Roid Raging Husband Audition For Carl Hiaasen Novel. Um, Allegedly.

Pretty sure diarrhea doesn't make you talk goofy.

General John Kelly Apologizes For Being Liar, HAHA JUST KIDDING ARE YOU NEW HERE?

Who are you going to believe? John Kelly or the ACTUAL VIDEO OF THE FREDERICA WILSON SPEECH HE LIED ABOUT?