Tag: florida

OK, maybe not a room at the State Department...

Sec Of State Tillerson Ditches NATO To Go Smoke Behind Gym With China And Putin

Trump too busy partying with China and Russia to hang out with NATO? Didn't see that coming.

Trump Just Deporting The Fuck Out Of Everyone Now

Home Of The Scared

Marco Rubio Is Today’s Senator Who Has No Dick

Nobody puts Baby in a corner and makes him listen to their medical sob stories.

Oh, Hey, A Lot Of Private Charter Schools Are Just Dumping Grounds For Poor Students. Imagine That!

Here's a cool way to boost school achievement: Make the poorer students statistically disappear!

Overworked Donald Trump Plans Nice, Relaxing Campaign Rally In Florida This Weekend

Oh, good. A Trump rally. Been a while.

Trump Spying On U.S. Spies. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 16, 2017

Trump goes to war with spies, ICE goes after DREAMers, and Clarence Thomas's wife, Ginni Thomas, wants to protest hipster protesters! Your morning news brief!
Not how it works after all

More Town Hall Fun Times! Florida GOP Guy Quite Miffed You Children Mocking His Death Panels

Florida Man worries about Death Panels.

Dumb Fake Golfer Story Is Why Lunatic Trump Thinks All The Voters Are Illegal

So now we know at least part of the reason Donald Trump is sure there are millions of illegal voters who kept him from winning the popular vote in the election he won: When he told members of Congress...
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Open Thread: A Florida Gentleman Named Elvis, His AR-15, A Car, And Some Cows

Sometimes everything just comes together. Stupidly.

New Year’s Eve ‘Celebratory Gunfire’ Ends Poorly Across The Nation, Shockingly Enough

What if there were a way to celebrate the New Year without doing something that could kill or maim someone?
Which one's the moderate?

Trump’s Victory Thank You Tour Marching Into Cincinnati, Will Annex Sudetenland

Donald Trump's going on tour. Why? Who needs a reason? He loves rallies.
Yes, he's a monster

Let’s Put Medicare-Frauding Florida Gov. Rick Scott In Charge Of Medicare, Oh Yeah Baby

There's a certain poetry to this. Very bad poetry.

Be Like This White Guy Telling This Other White Guy To Stop Yelling ‘Trump’ At The Black Starbucks Barista

Be the human safety pin you want to see in the world.

Despite Election, George Zimmerman Still Kicked Out Of Bar For Using Racial Slur

LOL no one wants to drink with George Zimmerman.