Tag: florida

Florida Cop Invents Own Law In Hopes Of Arresting Black Man For Walking

Officer J.S. Bolen told a young black man it was illegal for him to walk around without ID. It is not.

Neo-Nazi Tim McVeigh Fan With Guns, Bomb Supplies *Might* Be Poor Choice For Bail, Even In Florida

People see 'guns, bombs, and Nazis' and get all worked up, it seems.
fetuses do not work that way!

Florida Not-Birth Certificates For Miscarriages Definitely Not A Ghoulish Anti-Abortion Move, No Way

Conservatives wouldn't be as cynical as we suspect, would they? UNPOSSIBLE.
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Florida ‘Stand Your Ground’ Law Might Get Even More Murder-licious!

Why should you have to prove you were scared to invoke Stand Your Ground? Shouldn't the state have to prove YOU WEREN'T?

Florida Man Now Doing Bath Salts While Writing Journamalism

Florida: It's not the heat, it's the turgidity.

Lazy Trump Already Gone For Weekend, Because He Doesn’t DO Fridays

Imagine if he had Hillary Clinton's work ethic. Wait no, don't imagine that.

Donald Trump Awfully Pissy About Those Tax Day Protests. GOOD JOB TAX DAY PROTESTERS!

As they said in Plan Nine From Outer Space: There's been a protest. And SOMEBODY'S responsible!

Florida Sheriff Goes Full ISIS. Never Go Full ISIS.

Endorsement from Maine Gov. Paul LePage on the way, we're sure.
OK, maybe not a room at the State Department...

Sec Of State Tillerson Ditches NATO To Go Smoke Behind Gym With China And Putin

Trump too busy partying with China and Russia to hang out with NATO? Didn't see that coming.

Trump Just Deporting The Fuck Out Of Everyone Now

Home Of The Scared

Marco Rubio Is Today’s Senator Who Has No Dick

Nobody puts Baby in a corner and makes him listen to their medical sob stories.

Oh, Hey, A Lot Of Private Charter Schools Are Just Dumping Grounds For Poor Students. Imagine That!

Here's a cool way to boost school achievement: Make the poorer students statistically disappear!

Overworked Donald Trump Plans Nice, Relaxing Campaign Rally In Florida This Weekend

Oh, good. A Trump rally. Been a while.