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  john edwards baby spy cam

WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE: Obama Maybe Reading Funny Pages (MUST CREDIT WONKETTE)

Oh just another White House Flickr picture of Barack Obama desecrating the Oval Office by not wearing his suit jacket, same old scene, mysterious white guy on the couch overseeing everything, nothing to see here, right? WRONG. Wonkette operative “Lily E.” instructs us to look just to the left of Obama’s wristwatch. No, not at his crotch, you pervs, but on the desk there. What is that? Read more on WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE: Obama Maybe Reading Funny Pages (MUST CREDIT WONKETTE)…
  sexytime

Victory Party To-Nite, Obama Bringing Limo Full of Nurses/Hookers & Blow

The Wonkette news-room is On Assignment, with Jim Newell and Liz Glover on Capitol Hill just cold getting drunk and taking videos and photographs. We will post these once we have them. Meanwhile, the House is about to vote on the Slaughterhouse Five rule, which requires every fifth Republican representative to “have an abortion,” on CSPAN. Read more on Victory Party To-Nite, Obama Bringing Limo Full of Nurses/Hookers & Blow…
  red states

Barack Obama In Secret Red Room Where Dwarves Talk Backwards

While our country is falling apart and the cretins are terrorizing the old and the sickly, here’s your president Barack Obama with a bunch of … movie directors. Jesus, this guy. What next, having Spielberg show E.T. to Reagan in the White House? Anyway, this scene looks familiar …. Read more on Barack Obama In Secret Red Room Where Dwarves Talk Backwards…
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Bo Obama Is Just Cold Humping the Snow

While you were being gnawed to death by Ice Rats, the White House socialist Bo Obama Kennedy was just fooling around in the snow. Next week he’ll be on the cover of The Sports Illustrated with his snowy ass in the air as if he just did not care. Also, things he found under the snow on the White House lawn: a half-eaten empenada from Julia’s, Newt Gingrich’s latest divorced wife, Scott Brown’s secret 300-series Beemer, and, uh, health care legislation. All were pronounced dead at the scene. [White House Flickr] Read more on Bo Obama Is Just Cold Humping the Snow…
  dancey-dance time

Michelle and Barack Do the Christmas Boogie With This Red Space Monster From Space

Here’s a special Xmas Photo of your president and first lady “getting down” (that’s Chicago ACORN talk) with the red space monster “MUNO” from teevee’s Yo Gabba Gabba. Who would want to go to Hawaii when you could do this all night, in front of a portrait of George Washington, WHO BUILT THIS HOUSE WITH BLACK SLAVE LABOR? [Flickr] Read more on Michelle and Barack Do the Christmas Boogie With This Red Space Monster From Space…
  festival of slights

Oh Please Obama Don’t Put That Flaming Menorah On That Poor Child’s Head!

Is Hanukkah/Chanukah finally over, so we can get on with the true Jewish Christmas? Yes? Hooray! Here’s a picture of Barack and Michelle just cold putting a “crown of eight thorns” on this poor kid’s head. And the official “Two Weeks of Fucking Off” have officially begun, praise be to Kwanzaa, peace be upon Him. Read more on Oh Please Obama Don’t Put That Flaming Menorah On That Poor Child’s Head!…
  you talkin' to ME?

Biden & Obama: Will They Ever Agree About Springsteen’s Later Work?

While you were eating the rest of that bag of chips and wondering whether to watch the teevee or stalk your ex on Facebook, Joe Biden and Barack Obama were dressed in evening clothes at the Kennedy Center, arguing the merits of recent work by Kennedy Center honorees Bruce Springsteen and Robert DeNiro. Biden’s opinion? It’s all fucking great. Read more on Biden & Obama: Will They Ever Agree About Springsteen’s Later Work?…
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Barack & Michelle Attend World’s Worst Dance Party

Oh sure, it’s a big honor to get the Nobel Peace Prize, but the banquet and the deejay are just as lame as any affair involving old white rich people wearing suits. Here’s Barack and Michelle, America’s top dancers, enjoying whatever is going on here, probably at about three in the afternoon, which is nighttime in Oslo anyways. That rave with Stephen Harper was so much more awesome. [White House Flickr] Read more on Barack & Michelle Attend World’s Worst Dance Party…
  saturation

Is Obama Oversharing?

We don’t really know what to make of this David Carr column about the White House going overboard with the YouTubes and Flickrs and Facebooks and iTunes and, probably, Twitters and Wii. Yes, it’s a bit much, sometimes, even though we require a steady stream of Obamaporn to feed the carnal-political hope-desires of you, our loyal reader. Read more on Is Obama Oversharing?…
  michele bachmann was right

Disgusted by Everybody’s Complaining, Barack Obama Puts America In FEMA Death Camp

This country may no longer be “Number One” in anything important — manufacturing, education, innovation, hot chicks, architecture, infrastructure, wealth, health, spaceships, etc. — but the U.S.A. still leads the world in whining like a special needs titty baby about EVERYTHING, all the time. Read more on Disgusted by Everybody’s Complaining, Barack Obama Puts America In FEMA Death Camp…
  where's sarah connor?

Michelle Obama’s Robot Army Protects Barack

And how did those dirty White House Party Crashers get by Michelle Obama’s robot-assassin droid? Here is the actual White House Flickr caption: “An aide to the First Lady, wearing a radio on the back of her dress, watches as President Barack Obama, First Lady Michelle Obama, Prime Minister Manmohan Singh and his wife, Mrs Gursharan Kaur, greet guests in the Blue Room of the White House at the State Dinner, Nov. 24, 2009.” So, basically, this robot gal could’ve zapped the interlopers with her radio-laser weapon, but didn’t, because she’s a righteous bodhisattva. [White House Flickr] Read more on Michelle Obama’s Robot Army Protects Barack…
  so busted

How Can Obama Laugh When There Are Still Economic Problems?

Doesn’t Barack Obama and his gang of Chicago Thugs know it’s “wrong” in the eyes of the American Jesus to laugh at shit on the computer, when there are people out of work?! This photo was taken on Obama’s magic private jet, “Air Force One” (what, he can’t take Southwest like everybody else?) during a flight to “Asia,” whatever that means. Help us figure out what wingnut porn site Robert Gibbs has bookmarked to cheer up the boss. Read more on How Can Obama Laugh When There Are Still Economic Problems?…
  wicca in the white house

In Obama’s America, Thanksgiving Is Just Halloween Again, Forever

Looks like the Wonkette photo desk was pretty much abandoned during your managing editor’s long absence, which basically means nobody was raiding the White House Flickr feed for easy comedy blog postings, so forgive us if we GO BACK IN TIME to a special day that is really every single day for all Americans forever: Halloween. Read more on In Obama’s America, Thanksgiving Is Just Halloween Again, Forever…
  let's roll

More Obama-Monster Evidence From Photos

God, this guy … with the bowing, again. What little fascist-communist dictator is Obama kowtowing to this time? We don’t know, some child despot, maybe the Sultan of Cuba or the African Queen. No wonder Fox News has to name all the pictures of Barack “monster.jpg.” And that stench? Oh, that’s just the smell of the constitution burning. [Flickr] Read more on More Obama-Monster Evidence From Photos…
  caption contest

Cauliflower Brain Actually Running White House

All us crybaby liberals are all crying, “Oh no Barack Obama isn’t being liberal enough about everything, even though he is supposed to be black.” Well now we know the rest of the story: This big old cauliflower brain in the White House is not-so-secretly running everything. And you know what color cauliflower is …. [White House Flickr] Read more on Cauliflower Brain Actually Running White House…
  wise latina owls

Oh, and Sonia Sotomayor Is Now a Supreme Court Justice

What with all the youth indoctrination and the video death panels and the actual Hitler plot to provide basic health care for working Americans, we almost forgot it was also Sonia Sotomayor’s fake first day on the nation’s highest court! No real work today, just a photo op, and here’s the touching photo! The only real question is WHAT THE HELL IS SCALIA UP TO? HE IS CREEPING US OUT. Maybe he’s just happy for real, because there’s finally another Italian on the Supreme Court? Anyway, remember all the bogus outrage about Sotomayor, a million years few weeks ago? All forgotten. Let the SCOTUS-controlled redistribution of wealth commence! [White House Flickr] Read more on Oh, and Sonia Sotomayor Is Now a Supreme Court Justice…
  summer of celebrity death

Ted & Barry On the Flickr

The official White House Flickr photo-porn stream has crassly brought POLITICS into the death of famous politician Ted Kennedy, by posting a set of pictures titled, “Remembering Senator Kennedy.” Yeah, more like “Remembering the Politician Ted Kennedy, instead of the apolitical national mascot we all loved as our own sort of Col. Sanders or whatever.” God, these Obamas …. [White House Flickr] Read more on Ted & Barry On the Flickr…
  lost in the supermarket

‘Hey Mom That Guy In the Produce Looks Kind of Like President Obama!’

Not even the standard American grocery store is safe from do-gooder produce fanatic Barack Obama and his “town halls,” which now apparently take place at the only non-drive-thru buildings where the Citizens can be expected to show up with any regularity. Read more on ‘Hey Mom That Guy In the Produce Looks Kind of Like President Obama!’…
  first he'll delete a bunch of facebook 'friends'

What Will Barack Obama Do On His ‘Computer Night’?

Barack’s got the ‘puter all to himself! What will he do? Order pizza? Play some sort of online fighting game? Leave more hilarious comments on RonPaulForums.com? Check out his fancy Chicago ‘hood on Zillow to see how much his neighbors’ houses have dropped in value? Hack Twitter again just because Twitter is so lame? That’s right, it’s the late-night weekend Wonkette Caption Contest! [White House Flickr] Read more on What Will Barack Obama Do On His ‘Computer Night’?…