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America’s Collapse Briefly Stalled By Sexytime Obama Pic

Terrible oil spills destroying however many states/Gulfs of Mexico? Stock market collapse, again? Who cares, just look at these sexy grownup people dressed all fancy and not having sex affairs with bloggers or whatever. Read more on America’s Collapse Briefly Stalled By Sexytime Obama Pic…
  even better than the real thing

Bono Performs a Very Special White House U2 Show

New York Times op-ed columnist Bill Kristol Bono paid a very special visit to Barack Obama’s White House. And Bono did a dance. And Barack Obama laughed. And the BP oil spill should reach Ireland shortly. Read more on Bono Performs a Very Special White House U2 Show…
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Shameless Obama Practices ‘First Pitch’

The world’s most terrible criminal, Barack Obama, can’t even honor America when he throws the “first pitch” at the baseball game. Here is scandalous photographic evidence posted by the White House photographer on the White House Flickr website showing the war-crazed pacifist literally practicing for his first pitch at the Nationals’ game the other night. It says right in our Constitution somewhere that presidents shall not practice in any way before they make their dismal, lame-o first pitch. [White House Flickr/Political Wire] Read more on Shameless Obama Practices ‘First Pitch’…
  sea volcano monitoring

Obama Explains To Stunned Bobby Jindal That Jesus Hasn’t Fixed Oil Spill

Child exorcist Bobby Jindal got to ride on the president’s helicopter on Sunday, which was super-exciting, but that awful oil spill is still about to destroy what’s left of Louisiana’s economy and environment. [White House Flickr] Read more on Obama Explains To Stunned Bobby Jindal That Jesus Hasn’t Fixed Oil Spill…
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Obama Survives Scary Photo-Op With Scary Old Preacher

Why did Barack Obama stop by Billy Graham’s golden tent revival castle? Just tradition, we suppose. Graham somehow gets to hang out with presidents, and he has done so since the time of Harry S. Truman. Billy even got to play golf with the papist John F. Kennedy, who did not request the Southern Baptist evangelist’s “spiritual counsel.” Read more on Obama Survives Scary Photo-Op With Scary Old Preacher…
  resisance

The ‘Teabonics’ Flickr Thing Is Funny

Nine million of you people have sent us the link to the Teabonics Flickr photo album or pool or stream or whatever the kids call it these days. So here you go, do visit it! We had never seen RESISANCE before, sweet jeebus… [Pargon/Flickr] Read more on The ‘Teabonics’ Flickr Thing Is Funny…
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WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE: Obama Maybe Reading Funny Pages (MUST CREDIT WONKETTE)

Oh just another White House Flickr picture of Barack Obama desecrating the Oval Office by not wearing his suit jacket, same old scene, mysterious white guy on the couch overseeing everything, nothing to see here, right? WRONG. Wonkette operative “Lily E.” instructs us to look just to the left of Obama’s wristwatch. No, not at his crotch, you pervs, but on the desk there. What is that? Read more on WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE: Obama Maybe Reading Funny Pages (MUST CREDIT WONKETTE)…
  sexytime

Victory Party To-Nite, Obama Bringing Limo Full of Nurses/Hookers & Blow

The Wonkette news-room is On Assignment, with Jim Newell and Liz Glover on Capitol Hill just cold getting drunk and taking videos and photographs. We will post these once we have them. Meanwhile, the House is about to vote on the Slaughterhouse Five rule, which requires every fifth Republican representative to “have an abortion,” on CSPAN. Read more on Victory Party To-Nite, Obama Bringing Limo Full of Nurses/Hookers & Blow…
  red states

Barack Obama In Secret Red Room Where Dwarves Talk Backwards

While our country is falling apart and the cretins are terrorizing the old and the sickly, here’s your president Barack Obama with a bunch of … movie directors. Jesus, this guy. What next, having Spielberg show E.T. to Reagan in the White House? Anyway, this scene looks familiar …. Read more on Barack Obama In Secret Red Room Where Dwarves Talk Backwards…
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Bo Obama Is Just Cold Humping the Snow

While you were being gnawed to death by Ice Rats, the White House socialist Bo Obama Kennedy was just fooling around in the snow. Next week he’ll be on the cover of The Sports Illustrated with his snowy ass in the air as if he just did not care. Also, things he found under the snow on the White House lawn: a half-eaten empenada from Julia’s, Newt Gingrich’s latest divorced wife, Scott Brown’s secret 300-series Beemer, and, uh, health care legislation. All were pronounced dead at the scene. [White House Flickr] Read more on Bo Obama Is Just Cold Humping the Snow…
  dancey-dance time

Michelle and Barack Do the Christmas Boogie With This Red Space Monster From Space

Here’s a special Xmas Photo of your president and first lady “getting down” (that’s Chicago ACORN talk) with the red space monster “MUNO” from teevee’s Yo Gabba Gabba. Who would want to go to Hawaii when you could do this all night, in front of a portrait of George Washington, WHO BUILT THIS HOUSE WITH BLACK SLAVE LABOR? [Flickr] Read more on Michelle and Barack Do the Christmas Boogie With This Red Space Monster From Space…
  festival of slights

Oh Please Obama Don’t Put That Flaming Menorah On That Poor Child’s Head!

Is Hanukkah/Chanukah finally over, so we can get on with the true Jewish Christmas? Yes? Hooray! Here’s a picture of Barack and Michelle just cold putting a “crown of eight thorns” on this poor kid’s head. And the official “Two Weeks of Fucking Off” have officially begun, praise be to Kwanzaa, peace be upon Him. Read more on Oh Please Obama Don’t Put That Flaming Menorah On That Poor Child’s Head!…
  you talkin' to ME?

Biden & Obama: Will They Ever Agree About Springsteen’s Later Work?

While you were eating the rest of that bag of chips and wondering whether to watch the teevee or stalk your ex on Facebook, Joe Biden and Barack Obama were dressed in evening clothes at the Kennedy Center, arguing the merits of recent work by Kennedy Center honorees Bruce Springsteen and Robert DeNiro. Biden’s opinion? It’s all fucking great. Read more on Biden & Obama: Will They Ever Agree About Springsteen’s Later Work?…
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Barack & Michelle Attend World’s Worst Dance Party

Oh sure, it’s a big honor to get the Nobel Peace Prize, but the banquet and the deejay are just as lame as any affair involving old white rich people wearing suits. Here’s Barack and Michelle, America’s top dancers, enjoying whatever is going on here, probably at about three in the afternoon, which is nighttime in Oslo anyways. That rave with Stephen Harper was so much more awesome. [White House Flickr] Read more on Barack & Michelle Attend World’s Worst Dance Party…
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Is Obama Oversharing?

We don’t really know what to make of this David Carr column about the White House going overboard with the YouTubes and Flickrs and Facebooks and iTunes and, probably, Twitters and Wii. Yes, it’s a bit much, sometimes, even though we require a steady stream of Obamaporn to feed the carnal-political hope-desires of you, our loyal reader. Read more on Is Obama Oversharing?…