Tag: flickr

The Year In Rightwing Media, Simplified

Time's Zeke Miller tweetered this adorbs little photo from June as part of a year-end skim of the White House Flickr stream. Photographer Pete Souza's note: "The President called me over to pose for a photo with a young...

So What Did Obama *Really* Sign Today, To Destroy America?

The White House rushed out a Flickr picture of Obama signing this awful thing, because everybody really wants that for their smartphone wallpaper or whatever, before they throw away the smartphone because who can afford such things? But what...

Joe Biden Stuck At White House Returning Calls For Obama

So what's Delaware Devil Joe Biden up to this week, while Barack and Michelle are rocking out with the Queen in England and crashing their limo into Ireland and pounding Guinness? Poor Joe is just stuck with a stack...

Barack Obama Hits Irish Pubs, Gets Raptured By Jesus

Remember when this website was all about Barack Obama? Whatever happened to that guy, anyway? According to these Flickr pictures that Michelle posted on the family's Flickr site, the Obamas are currently in Ireland getting all bloated on Guinness....

Here’s the Death-Stare Face Obama Made While Waiting Yesterday

America, this is just a guess, but it's probably not a good idea to make Obama angry. "We're gonna need a new vein!" — Obama's face of death. This whole photo is pretty much the greatest picture of the...

Mitt Romney’s Flickr Alleges Oprah Is His ‘Half-Sister’

This strange image is on Mitt Romney's Flickr. With no explanation. Is that a cue card? Who is telling the perfectly still nondescript Mormon to say that? Is it Joseph Smith? L. Ron Hubbard? Jared Loughner? Hey, maybe this...

President Obama Accidentally Washed Down Giant Drain

It's not easy being the president during a sustained industrial/economic collapse! But Barack Obama bravely went to Willy Wonka's munitions factory somewhere in Ohio or someplace, and then Barack Obama did a bad thing and tried the Every Flavor...

Hey, Here Is a Photo of Obama Egypt Anti-American Groups Can Use!

Hey America, guess what your government did today? It sad idly while some security forces it funded in another country set their hoses on anti-dictatorship protesters who were praying. Yes, it appears that Egypt has gone to crap, and...

Obama Drunk Dials John Boehner

When the war is over, in the wee small hours, when your tie is loosened and you just want to have a cigarette and bullshit on the phone with another brother who likes his smokes, that's when you open...

Everybody Doesn’t Love Obama Now

Bob Woodward's new book, This Obama Guy Did 9/11, will be that thing everybody in Washington buys on Monday even though they read all the sad dirt today in the newspapers. Obama's own supporters just bitched at him for...

Carla Bruni Shocked By Michelle Obama’s Sexy Secret

When French first lady Carla Bruni spoke with our first lady Michelle Obama in March, demonic secrets were exchanged. The New York Daily News rewrites a London Daily Mail article rewritten from publicity materials issued by the publisher of...

Socialist Practical Joker Puts Thumb (Foot) On Scale of Capitalism (Scale of People’s Weight)

President Barack Obama jokingly puts his toe on the scale as Trip Director Marvin Nicholson, unaware to the President's action, weighs himself as the presidential entourage passed through the volleyball locker room at the University of Texas in Austin,...

White House Photo Website Implies Chuck Todd Is Plastic Water Bottle

Here is the actual caption to this official White House photograph by Pete Souza: "President Barack Obama is interviewed by Chuck Todd, of NBC News, at Gerald R. Ford International Airport in Grand Rapids, Mich., July 15, 2010." Mmhmm,...

Nice Old Couple Just Loves This Cruise Ship

Aww, look at the nice old couple dancing to the oldies on this nice cruise ship, in space. Who are they, anyway? Used to be the president and first lady of Estados Unidos de América? Why, they don't even...

White House-BP Party Looks Like So Much Fun

Here's Barack Obama and Tony Hayward and the rest of the sad BP people and bitter White House people sitting around sipping glasses of lukewarm vinegar 'n tears, earlier today. People are usually really excited to go to the...

‘Not Half-Kenyan, Gov. Brewer … I’m Actually Half-Mexican’

Guess who's coming to Cena? It's anti-Mexican lady governor Jan Brewer, fresh from her family's Time Machine Battles with Hitler! After enjoying a Taco-free lunch, Brewer told President Obama she's sorry but she will need to see his papers...