Kucinich Locks Crucial Porn Endorsement
Monday, November 19th, 2007
The candidate who is the envy of men everywhere managed this weekend to bag the endorsement of the man who has set millions of men on the path of chronic masturbation. Yes, that’s right: Larry Flynt would like Dennis Kucinich to be our next President (and, by extension, for Elizabeth Kucinich to be our next First Lady).











(Or should that be “as long”? Either way, it sounds dirty.)
It’s a good thing that Bill Clinton just yesterday explained the