Huck Wants A Flagpole In The Ass of Every American
Thursday, January 17th, 2008
Mike “Former Arkansas Governor” Huckabee had his pander on lock in South Carolina today, promising swift rectal justice to those who take issue with the Palmetto State’s fondness for the Confederate flag. “In fact, if somebody came to Arkansas and told us what to do with our flag, we’d tell ‘em what to do with the pole, that’s what we’d do,” Huckles said, trying to win over a room of leather-clad GOP bondage fetishists. The Stars and Bars, of course, is a litmus test for many South Carolinians, in much the same way that many other nationally irrelevant issues are litmus tests for other retarded voters in places that aren’t South Carolina. [Associated Press]
Mike “Former Arkansas Governor” Huckabee had his pander on lock in South Carolina today, promising swift rectal justice to those who take issue with the Palmetto State’s fondness for the Confederate flag. “In fact, if somebody came to Arkansas and told us what to do with our flag, we’d tell ‘em what to do with the pole, that’s what we’d do,” Huckles said, trying to win over a room of leather-clad GOP bondage fetishists. The Stars and Bars, of course, is a litmus test for many South Carolinians, in much the same way that many other nationally irrelevant issues are litmus tests for other retarded voters in places that aren’t South Carolina. [Associated Press]
Why does this guy continue to run for president of the United States when clearly his loyalties lie with the 
ONE TOO FEW SENATORS LOVES AMERICA, BABIES, APPLE PIE
AMERICAN FLAG DOOMED… UN FORCES TO ROUND UP ALL FLAGS BY JULY 4, SET THEM ON FIRE… JANE FONDA AND BARBARA STREISAND GET GAY MARRIED IN FLAMING STARS ‘N’ STRIPES-THEMED CEREMONY… KOS TO BLAME… DEVELOPING… 