You know what’s a good way to be an asshole? Here’s a good way to be an asshole: “Today at tennis, after I made a hard point, my partner offered the Obama fist bump. ‘I don’t do that,’ I said, and I gave her a stern look.” How else does this rebel from the popular conservative American Thinker website suggest we be assholes to each other because of Obama? MORE »

Holy beans, it really WAS a terrorist fist jab! Not the original one that Barry Obama shared with his wife Michelle, but another — the one Barry gave North Carolina Gov. Mike Easley at a press conference in June. When Barry went for the bump, it was like a million 9/11 planes were attacking Easley’s shoulder: “Gov. Mike Easley says the fist bump he shared in June with Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama helped convince him he needed surgery on his right shoulder.” Of course, the damn left-wing liberal gay blogs will all claim that Barry’s fist bump *wasn’t* an act of terrorism. Anything to protect their CELEBRITY BLACK JESUS. [News & Observer]

North Carolina Governor Mike Easley, who supported Hillary Clinton when she was still alive and famously called Obama a “pansy,” which the media assumed meant “fag,” is suddenly in league with this same fag, as demonstrated by this terrorist fist jab they shared at a North Carolina rally yesterday. Look at the gal in the muu-muu, walking away. She knows what’s up. The rally was literally lined with dangerous roaster chickens. [YouTube]