Can you BELIEVE that terrible Nancy Pelosi, suggesting that contraception, i.e. the thwarting of God’s will through the use of hormones and latex derivatives, prevents babies, who generally cost more money than not having babies? It is verily a shameful sin unto the Lord! Sixteen bazillion Drudge sirens for this whore of Babylon and her radical leftist insinuations. The TRUE FACT is that babies fart out dollar bills for their first 6-9 months, more than compensating for their parents’ lost wages plus health care plus extra food and $700 strollers and car seats and whatever. A responsible fiscal stimulus package would compel every woman over the age of 14 to have ten babies before 2011. [Drudge Report]