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RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS  2:15 pm July 16, 2009

Goldman Sachs Exceeds Quarterly Expectations, Snorts a Record Amount of Cocaine

by Riley Waggaman

Just more proof that the Associated Press is controlled by Erik Erickson and the Pharmaceutical Knights Templar. [Matt Yglesias] When will you whiny liberals thank S&M black belt John Yoo for correcting FISA’s many typos and run-on sentences? And why aren’t you more appreciative of all the fabulous features he added in the process, like [...]

HE CHEATS WITH HIS SELF-LOATHING AFROCENTRISM  2:09 pm July 11, 2008

Barack Obama Is Officially A Bitter

by Jim Newell

Greasy shitsack Barack Obama has sold out yet again to the Corporates and Racists: “SI.com has learned that for the first time in history, a major presidential candidate may sponsor a race car in NASCAR’s premier series. According to sources, Barack Obama’s campaign is in talks to become the primary sponsor of BAM Racing’s No. [...]

AMERICA'S SHINING CONGRESS  4:06 pm July 9, 2008

FISA Overhaul Passes In Senate As Expected; You Should Probably Never Use A Telephone Again

by Jim Newell

After an exciting day of voting, the Senate has voted in favor of the new FISA surveillance bill, 69-28, and George Bush will now sign it into law in his secret masturbatorium.

EMERGENCY WONK'D  1:00 pm July 9, 2008

Obama Spotted Being A Jerk In D.C., Today!

by Jim Newell

Wonkette Bitter operative “Carl” brings us a very important EMERGENCY WONK’D today, in which he spots Barack Obama at Eliot Spitzer’s hooker hotel in Washington D.C. Barry, of course, is in town today to vote in favor of the illegal FISA overhaul. But mostly he is just talking on his cell phone and riding in [...]

WHORES  9:04 pm June 20, 2008

by Jim Newell

OBAMA’S A LOSER: Uh oh, someone wants to look like a Tuff Guy by supporting illegal spying legislation that he previously… didn’t. And now every single comment board on the Internet will flood with great anti-Obama wits, writing “OOH WHOS YR DEM MESIAH NOW??” [Washington Post/The Trail]

WHITE HOUSE  11:38 am February 26, 2008

Ice Queen Dana Perino Dismisses Vaguely Legal Question With ‘I’m Not a Lawyer’

by Jim Newell

DEMOCRATS  6:30 pm February 21, 2008

House Republicans Are Insane About Surveillance Bill

by Jim Newell

SENATE  2:05 pm December 18, 2007

Reid Still Searching for Leadership Abilities

by Megan Carpentier

SENATE  8:55 am January 18, 2007

Daily Briefing: Praise the Lord, FISA the Light

by Alex Pareene

CRIME  1:55 pm August 17, 2006

BREAKING: Judge Halts NSA Wiretapping — NSA Denies Existence of Program, Judge, Self

by Alex Pareene

WHITE HOUSE  4:11 pm July 15, 2006

Wonkette’s Week in Review: You’ve Got To Make A Living With What You Bring Yourself To Sell

by Alex Pareene

WHITE HOUSE  3:23 pm July 13, 2006

Arlen Specter Successfully Pretends He Accomplished Something

by Alex Pareene

WONKETTE  10:26 am March 31, 2006

Censure Day! Censure Day!

by Alex Pareene

DEMOCRATS  5:44 pm March 30, 2006

Rumors on the Internets: Close Your Eyes — It’s Trite Out

by Alex Pareene

WHITE HOUSE  8:51 am March 29, 2006

Daily Briefing: ‘Brain Drain’

by henry

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