Tag: first lady

Beer. As the great philosopher said, it is the cause of and solution to all life’s problems. And one brave man was trying to...

This weekend, when some guy named Evan from the Texas Tribune asked what Anita Perry -- missis to Rick -- thought about all the...

ATTENTION CHERISHED CORPORATE SPONSORS: The above disgusting manipulation of First Lady Michelle Obama is disgusting, and we endorse its use for two purposes only:...

Your FLOTUS correspondent can smell an ABC Family original movie a mile away, and this one smells like some combination of Ruby Bridges,...

Good day to you, FLOTUS fans! How have you been lately? Have you been obeying your morning arm-workout regimen or have you been binge...

Here is the great news for those of us who have longed for some FLOTUS in our lives these past few days: Michelle Obama...

One would think that the words following "Michelle Obama threatened by..." would be something along the lines of "Slurpee Machine Technicians" or "Vengeful...

Why hello, FLOTUS fans. Have you been wondering what your First Lady Michelle Antoinette Obama has been up to the past few weeks? Anything...

We have been following Michelle Obama's television escapades - most recently, an appearance on The Biggest Loser and Colbert - and we are not...

Our beloved FLOTUS has been the subject of some "trouble" lately, but of course, that is one of the things we like about...

Here we are again, trying to keep the rats from eating the last of our Ramen noodles while our FLOTUS wines and dines (in...

Our Michelle Obama just likes to surprise us every day, mostly with bad news about how we're all killing ourselves, eating things that are...

Who is the latest casualty in Michelle Obama's war against calories and fun? Prepare yourselves, because this one is a huge blow to this...

Over the past few weeks it has become increasingly clear that Michelle Obama will be forever remembered as the "First Lady of Stealing Everybody's...

Michelle Obama is taking a nap right now because, haven’t you heard, she ate herself into a coma last week. Somewhere, a couple of...

Don't worry, Robert Gibbs (or whatever) is not that into the First Lady's potatoes. Friday was just International Caps Lock/Type Like A 15-Year-Old...

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