You’ll love this special limited edition Franklin Mint commemorative plate of Bill Clinton and a bunch of his womens. Oh wait, those are … uh, they are apparently a few random spouses of people running for president. And Bill, right, because he’s still married to Hillary. Jesus fucking christ, TIME, this is the most insane news magazine cover ever. It’s not on the TIME website (yet) but the article is real and the Evangelicals For Mitt apparently believe it’s real — would they fake an incredibly banal Joe Klein skybox blurb and a thing about 50 Cent wanting to be an actor? Then again, the Evangelicals For Mitt also believes (like Jonah Goldberg) that faxing a document involves sending actual sheets of paper through phone lines.

The Running Mates [TIME]

The US Mint, having already ensured that someday we will handle a dollar coin emblazoned with the face of Gerald Ford, is now giving in to whiny bleeding-heart types by putting all the Presidents’ wives on some coins. Half-ounce gold coins of no denomination that will not circulate. Fun fact: MORE »

Hey, guys — you’re dropping the ball. You were all over Condicise, but nary a one of you thought to let us know that today, Barbara Harrison of NBC4 was gonna talk fitness with Laura Bush. Sure, Condi may be the more popular one, with her insane workout regimen and intense concentration, but we have a soft spot for Laura, because she seems a wonderful throwback to the Pat Nixon/Lady Bird Johnson tightly-wound unmoving haircut school of First Ladydom. Here, in a sharp contrast to Condi’s workout, we see that Laura just sort of walks around the White House:
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