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Enjoy this Wonkette Holiday Classic recipe all over again, as though The Gipper was still wandering around somewhere. Whatever the hell "monkey bread" might be...

Enjoy this Wonkette Holiday Classic recipe all over again, as though The Gipper was still wandering around somewhere. Whatever the hell "monkey bread" might be...

So write a thing about Eleanor Roosevelt, Editrix said, on account of how it is her birthday. We don't really know anything about Eleanor...

Enjoy this Wonkette Holiday Classic recipe all over again, as though The Gipper was still wandering around somewhere: Whatever the hell "monkey bread" might...

Before going into too much detail, the answer is Michelle Obama. Always. Unless of course the question is, "Who ate the rest of my...

Our dear First Lady Michelle Obama was out gardening yesterday, because what else is new? Normally, our FLOTUS just hangs out in her...

Everyone hates Moon Empress and Lizardoid "V" Queen Callista Gingrich, this is not "news." But why? Wonkette's own Jim Newell explained she has never...

HRH Sir Piers Morgan of the Shire had amoral chocolate-sucking anus Newt Gingrich on his television show last night to discuss, among other things,...

Why do pollsters do polls about candidates' spouses? They just sort of stand there, on the trail, smiling, and then if the candidate wins...

The students at Southern Methodist University must have played a uniquely terrible prank on some crusty old dean, to be punished with an on-campus...

Women in this country are under a tremendous amount of pressure right now, with scaly old men going out of their way and then...

Pretty much everybody loved Betty Ford, who was the nice first lady between Nixon and Carter. She has gone to Heaven now, with Gerald...

Michelle Obama is (still) really grossed out by all the fat people in this country, and she will do anything to make them go...

Our FLOTUS has a new right-hand lady! Her name is Tina Tchen, and she is some sort of robot creature who has a giant...

Couch-bound American sweatpants-wearers love to smell their own farts and follow the fashion adventures of their First Lady, which is why they love Nancy...

Ohhhh the nerve. The new First Lady, having spent two years giving lengthy policy speeches on the campaign trail in support of her husband,...

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