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Making Thanksgiving ‘Monkey Bread’ With Nancy Reagan

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Enjoy this Wonkette Holiday Classic recipe all over again, as though The Gipper was still wandering ...

It Is Eleanor Roosevelt’s Birthday And We Have Discovered The Best Website Ever

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So write a thing about Eleanor Roosevelt, Editrix said, on account of how it is her birthday. We ...

Making Thanksgiving ‘Monkey Bread’ With Nancy Reagan

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Enjoy this Wonkette Holiday Classic recipe all over again, as though The Gipper was still wandering ...

The Inevitable ‘Who Wore It Best?’ Michelle Obama vs. Ann Romney Smackdown

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Before going into too much detail, the answer is Michelle Obama. Always. Unless of course the ...

FLOTUS Dangerously Suggests Possible Woman President in 100 Years

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Our dear First Lady Michelle Obama was out gardening yesterday, because what else is new? Normally, ...

Young Turks Kick Callista Gingrich When She’s Down (VIDEO)

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Everyone hates Moon Empress and Lizardoid “V” Queen Callista Gingrich, this is not ...

British Cable News Guy Has To Explain Simple Joke To Newt Gingrich

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HRH Sir Piers Morgan of the Shire had amoral chocolate-sucking anus Newt Gingrich on his television ...

Voters Simply Don’t Care For Callista Gingrich, Who Is Not Running For Anything

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Why do pollsters do polls about candidates’ spouses? They just sort of stand there, on the ...

Noted Empath Barbara Bush: Compromise Doesn’t ‘Rhyme With Rich’

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The students at Southern Methodist University must have played a uniquely terrible prank on some ...

FLOTUS Less Popular Among White Ladies With Poor Self-Esteem

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Women in this country are under a tremendous amount of pressure right now, with scaly old men going ...

Betty Ford, America’s Rehab Queen, Dies At 93 Years Young

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Pretty much everybody loved Betty Ford, who was the nice first lady between Nixon and Carter. She has ...

Palin & Bachmann Have Opinions (!) About Breastfeeding Tax Breaks

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Michelle Obama is (still) really grossed out by all the fat people in this country, and she will do ...

Michelle Obama and Carla Bruni Eat Lunch at the Cool Table

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Our FLOTUS has a new right-hand lady! Her name is Tina Tchen, and she is some sort of robot creature ...

Nancy Reagan To Visit White House!

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Couch-bound American sweatpants-wearers love to smell their own farts and follow the fashion ...

Michelle Obama Just Hillary Clinton Minus Pantsuit

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Ohhhh the nerve. The new First Lady, having spent two years giving lengthy policy speeches on the ...

Lucky ‘American Wife’ Contest Winners Announced

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With over 130 submissions to the highly exclusive and prestigious “Tell us which first lady you ...

Hey Rascals, Time Is Running Out On Your Chance To Win An ‘American Wife’

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In a mere twelve-ish hours or so, Wonkette’s one-time-only “name your favorite First ...

Tyra’s Most Daring Disguise Yet: Dressing As Classy Michelle Obama In ‘Harper’s Bazaar’

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Tyra Banks is a former model who now has her own talk show where she dresses up in fat suits and ...

Tag Archives: first ladies

Making Thanksgiving ‘Monkey Bread’ With Nancy Reagan

It Is Eleanor Roosevelt’s Birthday And We Have Discovered The Best Website Ever

Making Thanksgiving ‘Monkey Bread’ With Nancy Reagan

The Inevitable ‘Who Wore It Best?’ Michelle Obama vs. Ann Romney Smackdown

FLOTUS Dangerously Suggests Possible Woman President in 100 Years

Young Turks Kick Callista Gingrich When She’s Down (VIDEO)

British Cable News Guy Has To Explain Simple Joke To Newt Gingrich

Voters Simply Don’t Care For Callista Gingrich, Who Is Not Running For Anything

Noted Empath Barbara Bush: Compromise Doesn’t ‘Rhyme With Rich’

FLOTUS Less Popular Among White Ladies With Poor Self-Esteem

Betty Ford, America’s Rehab Queen, Dies At 93 Years Young

Palin & Bachmann Have Opinions (!) About Breastfeeding Tax Breaks

Michelle Obama and Carla Bruni Eat Lunch at the Cool Table

Nancy Reagan To Visit White House!

Michelle Obama Just Hillary Clinton Minus Pantsuit

Lucky ‘American Wife’ Contest Winners Announced

Hey Rascals, Time Is Running Out On Your Chance To Win An ‘American Wife’

Tyra’s Most Daring Disguise Yet: Dressing As Classy Michelle Obama In ‘Harper’s Bazaar’

Michelle Obama, Fashion Plate

Happy Birthday, Betty Ford!

Hillary Clinton Caught In Millionth Bosnian Lie!

The Foreigns: First Ladies GONE WILD!

Two Out Of Three Ain’t Bad

BREAKING: Bill Clinton Turns Down Chance To Hang Out With Jeri Thompson

WTF, Time?