Tag: first amendment

North Dakota troublemakers still making trouble

Good News! ‘Democracy Now!’ Host Amy Goodman Won’t Go To Jail For Doing Reporter Stuff

Stupid First Amendment even covers troublemaking journalists. Who knew?

New York Times To Donald Trump: Disgusting Serial Sex-Assaulter Says What?

In New York Times lawsuit threat, Trump forgets to pick on someone smaller than he is. Whoops!

Newest Punchy-Face Man Explains Only Rich People Like Him Won’t Ruin The Country

Here is a charming young man for you to meet! His name is Robert Saunders, he is 27 years old, and he is running for state rep. in Billings, Montana! Not much harm he can do there, right? That...
I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots, or only five?

Donald Trump Would Be Sad If Someone Had To Shoot Hillary. But That’s How Democracy Works.

Donald Trump said maybe "Second Amendment People" could stop Hillary from appointing justices to the Supreme Court. Why would anyone take that the wrong way?
The Tiniest Sniper

California Gun Group Very Upset It Can’t Tell You Exactly Where State Legislators Live, So You Can Visit.

A group of California gun enthusiasts is suing for the right to post the home addresses and phone numbers of legislators who voted for six recently-passed gun bills, so everyone can easily find their local tyrant.
He seems nice

Paul Ryan’s Primary Challenger Won’t Be Sporting ‘Coexist’ Bumper Sticker Anytime Soon

Paul Ryan's challenger in next week's primary election just wants to know why we allow Muslims in the United States anyway. Khizr Khan has a document he may want to read.

Fundie-Scarin’ Funtimes: Satanic Temple Rolls Out ‘After School Satan Clubs’ Just In Time For Fall!

Our favorite Establishment Clause trolls, the funtimes hellraisers of the Satanic Temple, have announced an exciting new program for the 2016-17 school year: After School Satan Clubs, where your little Damien or Lilith can proudly learn all about rationalism...
Or maybe it's actually about ethics in games journalism

CNN’s Brian Stelter Kicks Ass Of Trumpkin Insisting Fight With Khan Family Somehow About Terrorism

CNN's Brian Stelter came dangerously close to doing a journalism on a Trump aide Sunday. These things happen sometimes, but not often enough to worry about.

Good Mississippi Christians Can’t Discriminate Against Yucky Gay Homos No More, Unfair!

A mean federal judge says Mississippi's entire gay-hatin' law is unconstitutional. Does the U.S. Constitution even APPLY to Mississippi?
We'll defend to the death your right to be a smug, entitled little jerk baby

University Of California-Irvine Does Free Speech Bad, Should Feel Bad

The University of California-Irvine apparently forgot that government entities can't ban loathsome opinions. Are they trying to confirm rightwing stereotypes?
ryan c, man's pocket Constitution says this is some bullshit, man.

Ryan Bundy Doesn’t Understand Why He Can’t Have His Guns. In Jail.

Why is jail so much like jail?
Exactly how evolution works

Ohio School ‘Science’ Video Made By Weirdo Islamic Sex-Fiend Creationist. Wonkette Torn.

Schools in Youngstown, Ohio, are teaching 'Intelligent design,' using videos from a nutty Islamic creationist. Maybe Islamophobia and anti-science stupidity will cancel each other out.

Facebook Totally Censoring Conservative News Outlets, Just Because They Are Full Of Lies :(

No, Facebook isn't 'censoring' conservative news outlets. They just want everyone's money is all!

Donald Trump Rises Firm And Hard To Sue Artist Who Painted Him With Itty-Bitty Peener

If you've haunted the Interwebs regularly, you've probably already seen Los Angeles artist Illma Gore's now-infamous painting of a nude Donald Trump as a would-be emperor (and a less than impressively endowed one, at that) with no clothes on...

Ted Cruz Will Protect Gays By Letting Christians Discriminate Against Them More

You know there is that thing called "gay Republicans"? Yeah, it's pretty weird to us too. It's like, "Oh you only vote that way because you're white and you have money and your tax cuts are more important to...