Tag: first amendment

Montana Sheriff To Ragemonster Republican Thug Greg Gianforte: ¯_(ツ)_/¯

What's a little aggravated assault between friends?

Montana Dem Rob Quist Bodyslammed NOBODY Tonight, Because He’s FUCKING NORMAL

Montana Republican Greg Gianforte, running for Congress TOMORROW, is a thug and a lunatic.

Trump Commerce Secretary Delighted By Lack of Saudi Arabian Protesters. Because They’re Dead

Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross is along on Donald Trump's first overseas trip, just in case Trump needs help selling a spare mansion for $95 million, and probably doing some commerce stuff, too, if Jared lets him. We figure Trump...

Trump Just Gonna Kick This CBS Reporter Out Of His Office, Nothing To See Here Move Along

Donald Trump doesn't stand by anything he says, because he knows he's always right.

Congress Budget Deal: Yes We (Kicked The) Can! Wonkagenda for May 1, 2017

Congress pats itself on the back, the press celebrates is self, and Sean Hannity is going to sue everyone! Your morning news brief!

Can Trump Put Sinister Albino Julian Assange IN SPY JAIL? A Lawquestioner!

Trump administration says it's going to prosecute Assange. Can they do that? SHRUG EMOTICON!

Twitter Won’t Unmask Rogue ‘Alt-Gov’ Accounts To Help Trump, Is That Even Legal?

Government attempt to unmask Twitter user gets a Fail Whale.

Idaho Rep. Calls Cops On Terrifying Old People Comin’ By To Say Hi

Some of those old ladies can really move.

Deleted Comments: Night Of The Vegan Nazi Holocaust Denier!

If we were nice, we'd call these folks eccentric. Nahh. They're feckin' eejits.

Dumb Idiot White House Correspondents’ Association Sucks Up To Trump. We Mean MORE.

The WHCA seems to think it can still develop a very productive relationship with the press. Um, really?
Mein Kleines Pony: Freundschaft Macht Frei

Wingnut Bryan Fischer: You Gay Nazis Stop Doing Kristallnacht To These Florists RIGHT NOW!

Making a florist arrange flowers for a gay wedding is exactly like Kristallnacht, except for a few small details.

Steve King Has Terrific Plan To Give All Public Schools’ Money To The Duggar Family!

Good news! A terrible bill to gut public education may be defeated by opponents who are farther to the right than the bill's author, Iowa Rep. Steve King.