Tag: first amendment

Dear Pissed-Off High School Kids: If Adults Threaten To Punish You For Protesting, FUCKING DO IT ANYWAY

A Wonkette Public Service Announcement for the teens of America!

Tim Allen And Adam Carolla To Produce Searing Documentary About Their Own Irrelevance In Modern America

It is a sad and tragic tale about how unfair it is that college students don't think they're funny anymore.

Is Donald Trump Crossing His Fingers For His Very Own 9/11? Maaaybe!

What about a Reichstag Fire? Or a Moscow Apartment Bombing? Would Trump like one of those?

Putin’s Proud Mom Putting His First CounterPunch Articles On Refrigerator Door

Some people on the internet aren't even dogs.

Make ‘Duck & Cover’ Great Again. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 18, 2017

A Fox lady gives Rupert Murdoch a FUCKING EARFUL, Republican tax fuckery hits another snag, and the GOP has record LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.

Black Lives Matter Activist DeRay Mckesson Sues Fox Idiot Jeanine Pirro For REAL Fake News!

Pssst! Jeanine, I think your wig is cutting off the oxygen to your brain!

Today We Are All The Twitter Employee Who Deactivated Donald Trump’s Account

For eleven minutes yesterday, Mike Pence's Twitter account was president (yes, we stole that).

Poor Donald Trump Being Sued By Apprentice Lady He Defamed, And His Most Excellent Lawyer Is ON THE CASE

Glove up, Wonkers! Time to stick our hands up the back end of Donald Trump's defamation lawsuit.

Virginia Cops Beat Down Reporter For Making Bad Words At GOP Racist Ed Gillespie

OH, FUCK THIS SHIT! Shareblue reporter violently arrested for swearing near GOP candidate Ed Gillespie.

Reddit Crackdown On Hate Somehow Doesn’t Include Elliot Rodger Worshipers, ‘Helicopter Ride’ Enthusiasts

On the bright side, several Nazi subreddits have finally been taken down.

ROY MOORE NOT GONNA LET YOU FOOSBALL MENS BREAK FLAG LAW!

Disgraced former Alabama Supreme Court idiot Roy Moore has thoughts on the 'rule of law.' Stop giggling, you.

Trump Thinks Puerto Rico Has Been Mollycoddled Enough. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct 12, 2017

Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!

Jeff Sessions Wants More Free Speech Unless It’s For Uppity Black F’Ball Players (Or People Protesting HIM!)

Oh, look, Jeff Sessions is supporting Banned Books Week! Oh, he's not? Hmm..

Loser Trump Losing Culture War To The Big Men Who Play With Balls

Hey you guys, Donald Trump is bitching about athletes on Twitter again, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

A Texas Billionaire, The Stripper He Beat Up, And The Mugshot He Doesn’t Want You To See

Marcus Hiles could use a little publicity.