Senate Burns, Bush Issues Emergency Decree
Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007
A series of “suspicious fires” in the Dirksen and Hart Senate buildings has everybody all freaked out, because we all know what happens after the arson in the lawmakers’ headquarters.
A total of four garbage-can fires were set (and extinguished) between 10:45 a.m. and 2 p.m. today, Capitol police said. MORE »
Local News Metaphor of the Day
Monday, August 14th, 2006
It comes to us courtesy of NBC4. In a routine story about that evergreen local news topic, fires during weddings, reporter Michael Flynn gets a little poetic: MORE »
Wonkette’s Week in Review
Sunday, March 26th, 2006- The blogosphere has been dominated by Domenech’s demise. Our coverage is collected here (scroll down).
- Candid photographs of Katherine Harris: they’re as addictive as crack, and as dangerous too.
- Speak incoherently and carry a big pen: President is now the longest-sitting president since Jefferson not to exercise his veto.
- A fire breaks out in the CNN studio — probably arson by a jilted lover. As for the “suspicious package” at the White House, let’s blame it on the French.
- Embroiled in the latest “to blog or not to blog” pseudo-scandals: Washington Times opinion page editor Tony Blankley, and Newark mayoral candidate Cory Booker.
- Some of our subjects here at Wonkette can get so sensitive. Lighten up, guys!
- Supreme Court justices can get so childish. It’s all fun and games until someone breaks a gavel.
- Rummy slaps around MoDo: “If you believe everything you read in Maureen Dowd, you better get a life.” We don’t know whose side to take in this one.
- Career advice for radio talk show hosts: don’t call the Secretary of State a racial epithet. She may not be the next NFL commissioner, but she can still kick your ass.
- Dick Cheney’s diva-licious demands, revealed.
- Last week was your chance to buy a piece of history: Duke Cunningham’s loot hit the auction block.
- President Bush goes on a candor offensive, taking unscripted questions from town-hall audiences — and even Helen Thomas.
- Congressmen get to have all the fun: free booze, plus trips to Colorado and Scotland. What’s not to like?
Headline News Studio Fire
Friday, March 24th, 2006As we watch this video, now a couple days old but still hilarious, the same thought passes through all our minds: Why, oh why couldn’t this have happened to Nancy Grace? MORE »










