Socialist villain Barack Obama has been endorsed by another group of Blame America First gay sellouts, those lazy clowns known as “America’s Firefighters.” The International Association of Fire Fighters is endorsing Obama at some fire in Las Vegas today, because the Democratic candidate thinks lazy firemen deserve “collective bargaining,” which sounds pretty communist, so that’s why John McCain is bravely against firefighters getting paid a decent wage. [CNN Political Ticker]

The government of China had been forced to issue explicit [Ed: Huh-huh} instructions to firefighters about what they are not allowed to take in exchange for services. These things include: cash gifts, free or reduced housing, school admission for their kids, or sexual favors from third parties. The state news agency opined: "For every 10 corrupt officials, nine are involved in illicit sex. This old tune has already been proved by statistics from disciplinary organs many times."

They said "organs." [Yahoo News]