Tag: fire

After Texas Mosque Burns Down, Local Jews Offer Synagogue, Because Decent People Do That

Mr. Rogers said to look for the helpers. Found some!
Film scratch lines: So edgy and hip.

Rand Paul Must Be Craaaaazy With This Tax-Code-Slashing Ad! Every Page Must Go!

Sorry, Business Insider, we just can't let you get away with using the words "intense" and "Rand Paul" in the same sentence like this: Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky) released an intense new video on Tuesday where he appears to be...
Oh, that North Dakota Oil Boom

Exploding Train Brings Fresh Infusion Of Burning Toxic Sludge To West Virginia

This post sponsored by a grant from the Patty Dumpling Endowed Chair for coverage of oil spills, pipeline disasters, oil train explosions, and ironic locales If nothing else, you have to appreciate the poetry of where the latest oil train...

Wingnuts Figure Islamic Terrorists Are Better Explanation For Wildfires Than Global Warming, Carelessness, Lightning (Updated)

UPDATE: We've heard back from the National Interagency Fire Center; additional details at end of post) Well, golly, here's a break from all that Syria stuff: the National Home for Completely Plausible Conspiracy Theories, aka WND, ran a story...

Everybody’s All-American Rocket, Head Transplants, And Cephalopod Cloaking Devices In This Week’s Sci-Blog

Hola Wonkeratti! It's time once again for another terrible Wonkette Sci-Blog. Mix yourselves another drink and come on in! Today, in honor of this week's American Independence Day  we're paying  homage to skyrocket and All-American Success Story,  the Saturn V...

Newark Mayor Cory Booker Breaks Into Building, Abducts Woman Inside

Cory Booker may finally have put an end to his reign atop the infamous criminal syndicate of Newark, New Jersey, with a brazen B&E in front of multiple witnesses. The Democrat "mayor" has admitted entering a building without permission...

Texas Lawmakers Notice Wildfires, Slash Funding To Firefighters

Some teabagger Republicans in the Texas legislature noticed on Newsmax or whatever that Texas is currently on fire, the whole state. And then they heard something about firefighters apparently trying to fight these catastrophic fires, which is communistic, so...

Update! AFA Blogger Still Knows Jesus Wanted That House To Burn Down

American Family Association blogger Bryan Fischer said a couple days back that firefighters in Tennessee letting that house burn down was the "Christian thing" to do, and after we picked it up and it spread across the Internets, it...

Glenn Beck Glad Some Family’s House Burnt Down, Restores Honor and Hope

If you haven't heard the worst news of the week yet: Some Tennessee firemen sat around and watched as a family's house burned to a crisp, because somebody forgot to pay their $75 Fireman Subscription! Glenn Beck knows that...

Today’s Major Earthquake Strikes … Indonesia (and America Will Soon Burn)

Do you live on Earth? Then you may soon be the Victim of an Earthquake! Experts say they have never seen so many goddamned earthquakes in what, three months? Does the world hate us? Just for killing all the...

Tea Partiers Reconsider Burning Effigies Of House Speaker And Moderate Congressman

The organizers of the upcoming Danville TEAParty in Virginia were surprised that their plan to burn life-size effigies of both the Speaker of the United States House of Representatives, Nancy Pelosi, and a moderate freshman congressman, Democrat Tom Perriello,...

Randall Terry Orders, Teaches Everyone To Burn Pelosi & Reid

Violent anti-abortion galoot Randall Terry, as manifested on YouTube by this classically trained thespian, would like everyone to do something this Halloween season: form little backyard parties to burn effigies of Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid (as well as...

Firebug Peter Orszag Nearly Burnt Down Office

One of the lesser-known members of President Obama's cabinet is a young hipster with clever glasses named Peter Orszag. As the budget director, he does things with numbers and money. And he has shown that despite his heavy math...

Union Station Burns!

First the riots, now the fires. Thanks a lot, Obama! Wonkette operative "Patrick W." reports, "I guess there's a fire inside union station RIGHT NOW, probably set by retreating tourist mobs. But don't worry, it's probably only garbage, that...

Good-For-Nothing Firefighters Endorse Obama

Socialist villain Barack Obama has been endorsed by another group of Blame America First gay sellouts, those lazy clowns known as "America's Firefighters." The International Association of Fire Fighters is endorsing Obama at some fire in Las Vegas today,...

EEOB Inferno Revealed!