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Posts Tagged ‘finances’

Obama’s June Haul Smaller Than Last Night’s Bar Tab

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

He is the 'Zzyzx Road ' of presidential candidatesWonkette Fundraising Operative “Neville” sends us this sad screencap from CNN.com that reveals the true state of Barack Obama’s finances. He has officially raised enough money to buy one gallon of gas and a pack of Old Golds.


McCain Releases Dumb Tax Returns, Cindy’s Fortune Kept Secret!

Friday, April 18th, 2008

John McCain is now transparent, huzzah! Today he released his 2006-07 tax returns, and the poor Blue Collar couldn’t even top seven figures. He made about $419,000 in 2007, of which approximately $259,000 was taxable (the rest was hidden in Secret Offshore accounts knows as “charity”). Well how Common of him, not makin’ the big bucks like the elitist liberals. But wait, isn’t his trollop wife Cindy a superbillionaire corporate beer heiress? MORE »