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Here’s the proverbial jaw-smashing uppercut, the personal swipe that grows Barry a set if only for a few fleeting seconds, the killer double-down dropkick sawed-off body smash slam: The Walmart Card. An angry, angry panda, that Barry Hussein is.

Those of you that missed last night’s Democratic debate in Myrtle Beach missed the greatest debate in American history (read: six minutes of it was not entirely awful). They started talking about such boring things as the economy, and how jobs are neat yet poor humans don’t have them, then they started fighting. Here’s the first clip, where Barry defends his crush on Reagan and Hillary gets Rowr-y and Bill becomes president and Spartacus leads a slave rebellion and everyone talks over each other. Also-ran John Edwards was present at the debate last night as well.

In the background you’ll see James Sottile, who is the mayor of some town called Kingston, having a good old fashioned bar fight with a lady. Two (2) drinks are thrown. Enjoy!

Candidates not making political hay out of bar fight [DailyFreeman]

Hank Johnson may have won more “votes”, but Cynthia McKinney knows how to get more press, because if you get into an altercation with the media, you can pretty much guarantee that they’re going to report on it. Take notes, Mr. Johnson, take notes. MORE »

RNC chair Ken Mehlman may be one of the most powerful men in politics. But just like a regular guy, he likes to dance and drink. And he gets into arguments at the dry cleaners — which he did yesterday morning.

You can check out the full story — it all feels very “Curb Your Enthusiasm” — after the jump.

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We linked to the slideshow yesterday, but here’s the Czech Health Minister Smackdown video — subtitled, so you can pretend you’re watching an early Milos Forman film instead of two pasty government officials having a slapfight. MORE »

* Please don’t be ashamed if former Soviet bloc citizens and politicians are more punk rock than you. [BBC; AP] MORE »

Oh, Nino. What would we do without you? MORE »

Can’t you two see you’re in love? MORE »

When Mike McCurry posted his “Telecommunication companies have paid me to tell you that they should own the internets” thing, everyone else on HuffPo just got mad and wrote mean things about him, they didn’t demand that he take it outside. That’s why we like Cenk Uygur. MORE »

We are not particularly hard to please, you know. We don’t ask for a whole lot. And all we wanted out of last weekend was an intricately choreographed dance routine/rumble with Cynthia McKinney and maybe a group of Rockettes dressed as Blackberrys against a nude Katherine Harris on horseback. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK? MORE »