FIDEL CASTRO
So let’s see what did Ozzie Guillen say about ruthless bloodthirsty dictator Fidel Castro? That he should execute more people and have more political prisoners, right? And that Miami Cubans are bullshit? Something like that? Let’s have a look! Usually defiant in the face of criticism, Guillen has instead sounded remorseful and said he’s had [...]
The Pope and Fidel Castro met in Havana for what was apparently a fun contest to see which octogenarian could be more passive-aggressive. Fidel was all, yeah mang, saw you on the teevee, then played dumb about why the Mass had changed since he was a child (presumably Castro is aware of the Church’s liberalizing [...]
Retired Cuban dictator and longtime U.S.-affairs pundit Fidel Castro has just totally had it with this smarmy, smooth-talking Nobama dude, so in a surprise move he took to his weekly column in Granma to declare his support for, uh, the “robot” candidate. WILL THIS HURT MITT ROMNEY IN FLORIDA? “Isn’t the worst part that there [...]
Well, that tears it. Cuban Communist nightmare thug Fidel Castro wrote a sympathetic newspaper column about our president, which means that Obama must resign immediately. “The extreme right hates him for being African-American and fights what the president does to improve the deteriorated image of that country,” Castro wrote. Right at this moment, legions of [...]
by Ken Layne 4:13 pm August 24, 2007