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So the Democrat candidates had another debate, in Florida, and apparently in Spanish. They said things about how much they don’t like Fidel Castro, who will outlive all of them. [TampaBay.com]

So, Castro. Dead? He’s writing columns, apparently, but hey, the Family Circus still runs too. Anyway, no one knows if he’s alive or dead or what, though we’re leaning towards “alive.” Because did you know that Fidel Castro is the Highlander? It’s true! MORE »

Fidel Castro seems to not be cooperating with celeb-blogger Perez Hilton’s story. [Perez Hilton]

As celebrity gossipmonger and known Anti-Castro Cuban-American Perez “Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr.” Hilton is the only News Source claiming Castro is actually dead, we have no choice but to collect a lot of utterly insane comments from his readers, who would usually be reading about the drug-whore exploits of Lindsey Wagner or whoever, but now they are confronted with Possible Global Breaking Political News. Plus, it’s Friday. MORE »

“Oh fuck you! castro was a great man who fed his people, educated them, and provided medical care for them… how DARE you speak such hogwash you fucking moron!!! what a suckup you are to your tribe of submoronic displaced mafiosi who undermined the revolution… you think bush is so fucking great????? go suck his dick — your politics kiss his ass….” [Perez Hilton]

Good news, America! Our long half-century war with Cuban sensation Fidel Castro may finally be over, because he’s dead. Maybe. Our blogging comrade Perez Hilton (who is Cuban, and from Florida) is reporting exclusively that he heard a rumor that U.S. officials will soon announce Castro’s death. Another exclusive report is here, making it all the more exclusive. MORE »

Wandering around Rhode Island for some reason today, George W. Bush told people he wishes Fidel Castro would die. MORE »

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It looks like Fidel Castro just might make it through yet another American presidency. MORE »