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Posts Tagged ‘FIDEL CASTRO’

Monday, September 10th, 2007

So the Democrat candidates had another debate, in Florida, and apparently in Spanish. They said things about how much they don’t like Fidel Castro, who will outlive all of them. [TampaBay.com]


Fidel Is Immortal

Monday, August 27th, 2007

So, Castro. Dead? He’s writing columns, apparently, but hey, the Family Circus still runs too. Anyway, no one knows if he’s alive or dead or what, though we’re leaning towards “alive.” Because did you know that Fidel Castro is the Highlander? It’s true! MORE »


Friday, August 24th, 2007

Fidel Castro seems to not be cooperating with celeb-blogger Perez Hilton’s story. [Perez Hilton]


Nation of Celeb-Lovin’ Retards Reacts To Castro Death Rumors

Friday, August 24th, 2007

En todo caso, es inevitable la muerte.  - WonketteAs celebrity gossipmonger and known Anti-Castro Cuban-American Perez “Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr.” Hilton is the only News Source claiming Castro is actually dead, we have no choice but to collect a lot of utterly insane comments from his readers, who would usually be reading about the drug-whore exploits of Lindsey Wagner or whoever, but now they are confronted with Possible Global Breaking Political News. Plus, it’s Friday. MORE »


Friday, August 24th, 2007

absuelto por la historia - Wonkette“Oh fuck you! castro was a great man who fed his people, educated them, and provided medical care for them… how DARE you speak such hogwash you fucking moron!!! what a suckup you are to your tribe of submoronic displaced mafiosi who undermined the revolution… you think bush is so fucking great????? go suck his dick — your politics kiss his ass….” [Perez Hilton]


OMG BREAKING CASTRO IS MAYBE DEAD AGAIN!!!

Friday, August 24th, 2007

Adiós a Cuba - WonketteGood news, America! Our long half-century war with Cuban sensation Fidel Castro may finally be over, because he’s dead. Maybe. Our blogging comrade Perez Hilton (who is Cuban, and from Florida) is reporting exclusively that he heard a rumor that U.S. officials will soon announce Castro’s death. Another exclusive report is here, making it all the more exclusive. MORE »


Bush Wishes Castro Would Die and Iraq Would Disappear

Thursday, June 28th, 2007

Yawn - WonketteWandering around Rhode Island for some reason today, George W. Bush told people he wishes Fidel Castro would die. MORE »


Mitt Romney Vows To Lead Worldwide Revolution

Monday, March 19th, 2007

Tim Johnson Assures Us He’s Still Running Cuba

Wednesday, March 14th, 2007

Fidel Castro Will Outlast 10 American Presidents, Out Of Spite

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007

For Castro is a colour, Is a redder than red, Those Washington bullets want Castro deadIt looks like Fidel Castro just might make it through yet another American presidency. MORE »