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Hey MIKE HUCKABEE, Mittens “Willard” Romney sees your new book’s disparaging excerpts directed at him and raises you a brisk retort through “Eric” the traveling spokesman! “This type of pettiness is beneath Mike Huckabee… If we’re going to move the party forward, we need to offer more than personal recriminations. Unfortunately, in this book, Mike Huckabee is consumed with presumed slights, and he seems more interested in settling scores than in bringing people together.” Tragically, the “Mitt Camp” is in the right here and will score some 2012 Points on this. A windfall for Mittens! Well howdy doo about that. MORE »

Kitty Kelley’s wrath knows no bounds! She got pissed because her neighbor in Georgetown, Candyce Martin, undertook a big (messy, noisy) renovation this summer and even though the renovation is actually over, Kitty’s still feeling, um, catty. So she snuck next door under the cover of night and fucked up Candyce’s landscaping. Mature, right? Also, kinda stupid because Candyce had installed some security cameras. The whole thing’s reportedly on tape on Candyce’s lawyer’s office, in case Kitty goes on the prowl again. [Yeas & Nays]

We know, we know, we have absolute faith that some aspect of the John Roberts confirmation hearings is exciting. That aspect is probably happening underneath the desk. (Has everyone been keeping their eyes on where Biden’s hands are? He really likes himself, you know. Then again, Biden does most of his masturbating on camera.) MORE »