Tag: fetuses

Carly Fiorina Steals Some Pre-Schoolers For Pro-Life Photo-Op

We know that Carly Fiorina is feeling desperate these days, but borrowing some kids without their parents' permission seems a bit radical, don't you think? The alleged ambush occurred when Fiorina hosted a “right to life” forum at the Greater Des...
People who wouldn't let their kids see an R-rated movie take them to rallies to hold bloody fetus posters.

Anti-Choice Protesters Need Your Children To See Adorable Fetus Pix On Their Way To Class

You know what's fun? When you decide your precious babbies deserve only the best education, but you don't actually have money/want to spend money to send them to a private school, so instead you finagle your way into one...
At the back room of your local Planned Parenthood

President Ben Carson Will Emancipate Unborned Babies From Uterine Plantations

Ben Carson is doing that thing again where he lets extremely stupid words come out of his mouth, and then defends them because anyone criticizing him is a tool of the oppressive politically correct agenda that is ruining America....

Tennessee Church: Know Who Else Wanted Equal Rights? SATAN!

The newest hysterical entry into the "who can wig out the best over gay marriage?" contest comes from the Knoxville Baptist Tabernacle Church in Knoxville, Tennessee, who decided to use their church sign to remind everyone that this whole...
A movie about a temptress, we guess

Sundays With The Christianists: John Steinbeck Invented ‘Bortion, Wrote Evil Books

Now here's a surprise: a rightwing Christian rant against John Steinbeck that barely mentions The Grapes of Wrath at all. If nothing else, we can credit wingnut radio preacher and homeschooling "expert" Kevin Swanson with this much: He's not...
We simply couldn't find a Marxist anime demon girl

Sundays With The Christianists: Marx Was Wrong Because Jesus Loved Inequality

Happy Dia De Los Muertos, all you Wonkees! Grab a candy skull and let's commune with the spirits of the departed, which of course probably sounds like consorting with demons to our favorite deranged Christianist, Colorado radio preacher Kevin...
Why is there a union jack on the skull? Your guess is as good as any. Let's say it represent Marx's London years.

Sundays With The Christianists: Homos And Demons And Marx, Oh My!

Here we are at Part 3 of our dive into Apostate: The Men Who Destroyed the Christian West, by Kevin Swanson, the radio preacher who likes to warn that the Pill leaves women's wombs chock full of tiny dead...
Image dimensions: 700 X 666 -- we swear it just worked out that way

Sundays With The Christianists: How Western Culture Got All Satanic

Welcome to part 2 of our exploration of Apostate: The Men Who Destroyed the Christian West, by Colorado radio preacher Kevin Swanson, whose goal in this book is to explain just how Western Civilization was destroyed by just about...

Dear Oregon, Please Stop Burning Aborted Babbies To Generate Your Communist Electricity

What has the Stupidest Man on the Internet, Jim Hoft, got for us today? Besides all the other things he has for us today? WHAT DOESN'T HE HAVE! (Besides our $3150. #paythefuckup.) Take, for instance, this masterpiece, "SHOCK REPORT: Oregon...

Barack Obama Chopping Up Aborted Babies for Fun and Profit

Did you know that Barack Obama is personally chopping up aborted babies and sending them to "labs" to make beauty creams for the Rothschilds? Alex Jones's PrisonPlanet, your No. One Source of FEMA Camp News, is on the case! Sometimes...

Embryos Greet Defeat Of Virginia’s Personhood Bill With Eerie Silence

Virginia's vaginas escaped state-sanctioned 'unwanted penetration,' temporarily at least, with a proposed transvaginal ultrasound bill thoroughly collapsing under the weight of public ridicule. And now the bill that would have granted any grouping of two or more cells "all...

Wisconsin Becomes Orgy of Chaos As Recall Elections Begin

The forces of good and evil resume their bilious clouded swirl over the state of Wisconsin today as primary voters go to cast votes in the state's recall elections against six of Scott Walker's senate puppets, and it is already...

Ohio Fetal Heartbeat Bill Passed So Public Can Pay To Have It Struck Down

Take heart, angry war fetus! The cranky olds of the Ohio House of Representatives have imaginary-heard your testimony and finally passed their "Fetal Heartbeat Bill," an unconstitutional law that prohibits abortion after six weeks. In other words, this was...

‘Pro-Life Horror Movie’ Looks Pretty Horrifying

What does every wildly creepy pro-life goblin fantasize about doing to every pregnant teenage girl seeking an abortion? Kidnap and imprison her until she gives birth while terrorizing her with under-lit video conference lectures? Yeah, that. And behold: the...

Rep. Chris Smith: Fetuses ‘Most Persecuted Minority In the World’

The House passed the No Taxpayer Funding For Abortion Act yesterday evening by a 251-175 vote. This has no chance of becoming law, but considering Republicans have promised to make abortion illegal since Roe v. Wade was decided 40...

Why He Runs: Rick Santorum’s Own ‘Fetus Jar’ Story

It's been some time since Rick Santorum has been relevant to politics (NOTE: he still isn't), so it's easy to forget the stupid things he's said about his main issues, protecting the fetuses and attacking the gays. Here's something...