Tag: fetus jar

Michelle Obama Suddenly a Feminist, Hosts Abortion-Themed Luncheon

Over the past few weeks it has become increasingly clear that Michelle Obama will be forever remembered as the "First Lady of Stealing Everybody's Money to Go on Vacation, Constantly and Without Remorse." This will not change, no matter...

Why He Runs: Rick Santorum’s Own ‘Fetus Jar’ Story

It's been some time since Rick Santorum has been relevant to politics (NOTE: he still isn't), so it's easy to forget the stupid things he's said about his main issues, protecting the fetuses and attacking the gays. Here's something...

The Year In Fetuses and Their Jars

Can you believe it's been nearly 38 years since Roe v. Wade was settled? That's the lifetimes of like two and a half Justin Biebers. So it should come as no surprise that we still have to hear about...

Barbara Bush: I Wasn’t the One Who Put the Fetus In the Jar

Here's a shocking twist in the Fetusjargate story: Larry King got Barbara Bush ON THE RECORD about putting her fetus in a jar and parading it around the house for George W. and everyone else to see. According to...

Hong Kong Computer Animation Reviews George W. Bush’s Fetus-Kanye Book

We've checked with management, and it appears this will be our 21st and final post on George W. Bush's exciting new Twitter biography, Oh Mah God Mah Fave Rapper Called Me Racist, aka The Fetus Jar.

George W. Bush Told Gordon Brown He Would Have Endorsed Obama

That whole Barbara Bush fetus jar thing from yesterday really screwed up her son's mind, so much so that in 2008, during the buildup to the general election, he told former British Prime Minister Gordon Brown and a group...