He is sorry if you are offended by this, you weirdo who hates freedom.
Listen up, ladies, you are DOING IT ALL WRONG.
This one's for all you nerds.
'If he beats you, it means he loves you' -- Old Russian Proverb
DEMONS EVERYWHERE! WEARING PINK HATS!
We toss our hats to you!
Feminist knitters are basically all of the knitters.
Wow, Bristol's really stickin' it to us!
In which we tear David Brooks a new asshole over his stupid column.
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! Also, your open thread!
Such a great feminist, that Kellyanne Conway!
So we know all true patriots love the Vets, and the Troops. But the folks at Dead Breitbart's House of Free-Floating White Male Rage aren't quite sure what to do with a remarkably anodyne rewrite of a CBS News...
Four (Or Five) Novels To Prepare You For Life In Trump’s America. Like Anything Could Prepare You For That.
We wouldn't call it escapist, but it's all fiction. For now.
Hey ladies! Are you always wondering what to wear in order to be all professional-like and whatnot? You know, for business thingities? Like, should you wear lipstick, should you wear heels, should you wear a lampshade on your head?...
We're not crying, you're crying.
LISTEN UP, MENFOLK OF AMERICA!