Tag: feminism

Women Abandoning Feminism In Droves In Hopes Of Winning Heart Of *This Guy*!

Dave Hon is your new boyfriend and you love him.
Logically consistent since 1964

God Spares Phyllis Schlafly Sight Of First Woman President

Phyllis Schlafly is up in heaven now, telling all the lady angels to get back in the kitchen.

Teen Rapist Looks Forward To Enjoying College Experience, No Jail Time

David Becker is the new Brock Turner.

President Obama Loves The Ladies, In The Feminist Type Way

Take a moment to bask in the knowledge that yes, for real, this is our president.

Texas Republicans Want To Have Funerals For All The Fetuses

Some people never learn.

That Gross Milo Guy Has Some Hilarious Satire For You About WAIT COME BACK!

We know you humorless feminists just don't get it!
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Marines Remove ‘Man’ From Job Titles, Weepy Tough Guys Get Sand In Their Manginas

The Marine Corps will drop the term "man" from a number of job titles. Quite a few manly Marines have gotten surprisingly emotional over this.

MRA Dude Is Gonna Be SO COOL After The Apocalypse, You Don’t Even Know

He might even get to have sex! (Maybe.)

Rapey Brock Turner’s Lady Defender So Sad No One Wants To Listen To Her Band Now :(

Leslie Rasmussen's band 'Good English' gets kicked out of several music festivals.

Hollywood Conservative Stacey Dash Being Not At All Grossly Transphobic And Sexist Again

Also, she wishes we could go back to Mad Men times, when things were definitely good for both women and black people.

Anti-Choicers Gonna Pray So Hard For All The Unfertilized Eggs Murdered By Whore Pills

Wisconsin pro-lifers are organizing prayer vigils mourning Griswold v. Connecticut.

Shrieking Meth-Banshee Michelle Malkin Makes Angry List Of All The Boobies She’s Seen Lately

Just one more thing on which insane rage monkey Michelle Malkin and poised, calm, lovely and boob-positive Wonkette part ways.

Derp Roundup: Andrea Tantaros Does Bondage!

Time for another quick check-in with stories what were clogging up our browser tabs all week but we couldn't quite bring ourselves to do a full post on, but which were too wonderfully stoopit to ignore altogether. Also a...
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Fox News Dumbass Wishes Y’all Would Stop Victim-Shaming Poor Donald Trump

Rarely is the question asked, "Why is Trump supporters such violent pig-thugs?" JUST KIDDING EVERYBODY IS ASKING THAT RIGHT NOW. As Trump has explained, it is not fair to blame HIM for any of the violence, because he's just...

Lying Liar Carly Fiorina Promised To Keep Running, Was Lying About That Too

Sure, Carly Fiorina is a total loser who stinks of epic FAIL, but she's not about to take her bitter vagina and go home just yet. After getting just a skosh above nothing percent in the New Hampshire primary on Tuesday, her...
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Deleted Comments: Why Should We Believe Lying Sluts Or The FBI?

Quite a strange selection of strangeness from the old Deleted Comments queue this week, from a "skeptic" who thinks maybe LaVoy Finicum was gunned down for no reason at all, to a guy who knows that women can only...