Dave Hon is your new boyfriend and you love him.
Phyllis Schlafly is up in heaven now, telling all the lady angels to get back in the kitchen.
David Becker is the new Brock Turner.
Take a moment to bask in the knowledge that yes, for real, this is our president.
Some people never learn.
We know you humorless feminists just don't get it!
The Marine Corps will drop the term "man" from a number of job titles. Quite a few manly Marines have gotten surprisingly emotional over this.
He might even get to have sex! (Maybe.)
Leslie Rasmussen's band 'Good English' gets kicked out of several music festivals.
Also, she wishes we could go back to Mad Men times, when things were definitely good for both women and black people.
Wisconsin pro-lifers are organizing prayer vigils mourning Griswold v. Connecticut.
Just one more thing on which insane rage monkey Michelle Malkin and poised, calm, lovely and boob-positive Wonkette part ways.
Time for another quick check-in with stories what were clogging up our browser tabs all week but we couldn't quite bring ourselves to do a full post on, but which were too wonderfully stoopit to ignore altogether. Also a...
Rarely is the question asked, "Why is Trump supporters such violent pig-thugs?" JUST KIDDING EVERYBODY IS ASKING THAT RIGHT NOW. As Trump has explained, it is not fair to blame HIM for any of the violence, because he's just...
Sure, Carly Fiorina is a total loser who stinks of epic FAIL, but she's not about to take her bitter vagina and go home just yet. After getting just a skosh above nothing percent in the New Hampshire primary on Tuesday, her...
Quite a strange selection of strangeness from the old Deleted Comments queue this week, from a "skeptic" who thinks maybe LaVoy Finicum was gunned down for no reason at all, to a guy who knows that women can only...