Tag Archives: feminazis

  Home Is Where The Penis Is

Women Are Just ‘Penis Homes,’ Says Fired Pastor. RNC Job Offer Imminent.

Another mega-church is closing several branches (they have branches? what the fuck?) because of obvious anti-Christian sentiment over a few flippant remarks Pastor Mark Driscoll made that feminazis are taking WAY out of context. Women … amirite? Back us up, all you god-fearing Wonketeers. Seriously, what’s wrong with this: Read more on Women Are Just ‘Penis Homes,’ Says Fired Pastor. RNC Job Offer Imminent….
  no braaaaaiiiiiinz

Zombie Industries ‘Discontinues’ Its ‘The Ex’ Shooting Target (Spoiler No It Doesn’t)

Well that is a relief! The fine fellows at Zombie Industries, the ones who nyuk-nyuk-nyuked about their bleedy Barack Obama “Rocky” target what bleeds when you murder it with your gun, have “discontinued” their shooting targets of “The Ex.” Coincidentally, the Ex is a pretty lady in lingerie what bleeds when you murder it with your gun! (We are sensing a theme here, Zombie Industries.) This is especially hilarious because on average three women and one man in the U.S. are killed by their “intimate partners” every day! That includes dumb stupid “exes”! But Zombie Industries has heard your shrill nattering and nagging and non-sandwich-making, feminazis, and they are gonna make things right. “The Ex” is now named “Alexa,” and she has been painted green. PROBLEM SOLVED AND YOU ARE WELCOME. Read more on Zombie Industries ‘Discontinues’ Its ‘The Ex’ Shooting Target (Spoiler No It Doesn’t)…
  Save the males

Glenn Reynolds Will Rescue The Lost Boys From The Tyranny Of MILF Island

Glenn “Instapundit” Reynolds, who splits his time between peddling survival equipment on his blog and stroking what can in no way be interpreted as a giant black phallus, is also a rather notable country lawyer with access to the USA Today. So what did Reynolds choose to publish this week in America’s preferred paper for cleaning up vomit in a hotel room? Was it another in-depth episode of “Glenn Reynolds: Body Language Detective?” No, instead, readers were treated to another episode in Glenn’s never ending series of “bitches be ruining everything” in the hopes that Glenn can finally avenge his loss to a girl in the 1969 election for class president of the 4th grade. Read more on Glenn Reynolds Will Rescue The Lost Boys From The Tyranny Of MILF Island…
  She's Always A Woman To Me

It Is Like This Chick Suing The Family Research Council Thinks She Shouldn’t Have To Be Harrassed On The Job

Sure, there’s a war on women (but it’s more like a no-fly zone on women, no?), but why isn’t anyone paying attention to that other catastrophic American culture war -the war by women. It’s bad enough that young boys suffer as casualties when women of all ages insist on assaulting traditional American gender roles, but how will our once wholesome culture fare when even it’s finest institutions lose immunity against your Jezebel types? What if the field of combatants widens, and it isn’t just Jezebel types getting all uppity, and you’re even at risk of attack at your awesome Conservative Advocacy Group by the same woman you employed to silence all the sausage-fest jokes? WHAT IF THIS ISN’T A WHAT IF!?!?!?!?!? Read more on It Is Like This Chick Suing The Family Research Council Thinks She Shouldn’t Have To Be Harrassed On The Job…
  war is hell

We Have Always Been At War With The Womens

Wonkette is yr war correspondence headquarters! First we brought you hard-hitting coverage of  the war on Christmas. Now, we bring you  trenchant analysis of American’s next great conflict: the war on marriage and men: …I’ve spoken with hundreds, if not thousands, of men and women. And in doing so, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a subculture of men who’ve told me, in no uncertain terms, that they’re never getting married. When I ask them why, the answer is always the same. Women aren’t women anymore. Ladies are not ladies! Men are still men, but they are sad menz who don’t want to get married! This war is ON. Read more on We Have Always Been At War With The Womens…
  a cheap shot but it writes itself come on

At Last, Rush Limbaugh Knows Who To Blame For His Tiny Penis

Science, you guys, science is revealing all sorts of terrible mysteries about the modern world. And not just the liberal kind of mysteries, like about how all the animals are dying and the ice is melting and whatever; no, it’s also revealing tough, conservative facts, like the fact that human penises are on average 10 percent shorter than they were 50 years ago. If you heard “50 years ago” and “smaller penises” and you immediately came up with “feminism” as the cause, then congratulations, you are well equipped (heh) to run a radio talk show that reaches millions of people and influences American politics. Rush Limbaugh has a tiny penis and he’s been mad about it for a long time and it explains a lot, is what we’re TRYING to say here. Read more on At Last, Rush Limbaugh Knows Who To Blame For His Tiny Penis…
  totally different governor sammiches

Ohio Gov. John Kasich Wants You To Know His ‘Hot Wife’ Is In Kitchen, Making Him a Sammich, Where She Belongs

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One and that’s not funny? Oh no no no no. Feminists don’t change lightbulbs, apparently, if Ohio Governor John Kasich’s wife is around! That is because she does everything that could need doing — the laundry, the sammiches, never letting him forget he’s a man cause she’s a woman. Read more on Ohio Gov. John Kasich Wants You To Know His ‘Hot Wife’ Is In Kitchen, Making Him a Sammich, Where She Belongs…
  the feminine mystique

Shrill Feminists Force Nice Old Senator To Cancel Class On ‘Feminine’ Deportment

All dapper old New York Senator Marty Golden wanted to do was help dames get jobs by teaching them how to walk up and down stairs in an elegant manner, because apparently New York Senator Marty Golden is a real swingin’ daddy and knows what’s missing in female job applicants these days. Like, sure you have an advanced degree, li’l missy, but can you stand and sit like a model? But wouldn’t you know it, then a bunch of dumb women’s libbers started in with their moaning and their bra-burning about “this is 2012″ and “maybe we could have equal pay laws instead of ‘etiquette’ classes” and also “go screw!” Read more on Shrill Feminists Force Nice Old Senator To Cancel Class On ‘Feminine’ Deportment…
 

Daily Briefing: “It Is Safe to Travel”

As Homeland Security Advisor Frances Townsend urged Americans to remain calm and feel free to fly, British and American officials described the year-long probe that led to the arrest of two dozen alleged terrorists in Great Britain. [WP, AP] Read more on Daily Briefing: “It Is Safe to Travel”…