Tag Archives: fema

Obama Picks Florida Person To Run Hurricaines

master of disaster

FEMA is the secretive X-Files agency that builds the Concentration Camps for American poors who will ...

forgettable bush administration figures

BROWNIE EVACUATES DISASTER ZONE: Former FEMA head Michael Brown does one thing and does it well, and ...

Laura Bush Will Save The Publishing Industry Forever

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America has the most guns per capita of anywhere, ever, including Yemen! Yemen. A full 89 out of 100 ...

Violent Old FEMA Coot Wants To Be Famous!

old coots

Readers may remember the sad tale of Vincent Koley, the 74-year-old FEMA contractor who, while on a ...

Old FEMA Coot Beats Up Guy With Golf Club, In Iowa

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So Iowa is underwater forever, and to the nation’s shock, FEMA has sent out emergency response ...

Mulder & Scully Crack 9/11-Condi Conspiracy

FEMA’s Tips For Encountering a Poison, Crashing Satellite

FEMA Figures Out a Way to Help Katrina Survivors

Stand In The Fire

FEMA Creep Who Faked Press Conference Gets Promoted!

FEMA Asks Itself the Tough Questions

Brownie to Save World, Yet Again

George W. Bush Wishes New Orleans a Very Happy Katrina Birthday

Despised, Incompetent Ghoul Is Top Pick For Attorney General

NASA Now Crashing Trains, Too

Heckuva Job, Mappie: Google Disappears Post-Katrina Map Pix

BBC, CNN Employ Magical Psychic News Announcers

Bipartisanship Means Never Having to Say You’re Sorry

Bush Administration Incompetence to Expand Scope Past Atmosphere

Washington To Be Nuked; FEMA, FBI Moving To Boonies

Proud Symbol of Fear Replaced By Wuss Emblem

Administration Finds One Thing FEMA Can Do

Chertoff-ful: “Horriffic Irony” Horrifies Award Namesake’s Grandson

Gossip Roundup: Desperados