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Oh, hai there, militia guys, how goes the Second American Revolution these days? Not so great, huh, what with getting arrested just for trying...

Welcome to a Gummint Shutdown Edition of the Derp Roundup, your weekly accumulation of asinine asshattery from the aether that was too stoopid to...

The United States Senate voted last night to approve $60 billion in relief for communities affected by Hurricane Sandy — money that was evidently...

His Lord High Hairgel Mittens of Romney, having had a week to formulate an answer to a rather pertinent question that stupid "reporters" just...

Yes, yes, we know: this story, like so much hurricane wreckage, is starting to grow mold already. But let's pause a moment to give...

Mitt Romney is the current GOP nominee for president, which means that, for the next six days, he's the head of the Republican party....

As Click & Clack will tell you, it's the stingy man who ends up paying most, and apparently it's as true of governing as...

Hello to all of you in the Eastern third of this great country, currently hoarding boxes of wine and tarp and more boxes of...

The last few years has been pretty much a nonstop ride of positive safety PR for the nuclear power industry, right? I mean,...

Texas, Texas, burning down, where o where can the federal government be found? Rick "just secede already" Perry is all bent out of shape...

Oh goody, what's that crazy old Ron Paul yammering on about this time? Someone told him there's a hurricane-a-comin' and he just rolled his...

Tornadoes and floods and wildfires and droughts and other biblical plagues have been killing Americans and destroying their towns all year long, but constipated...

Here is a good use legislators have found for taxpayer money: more congressional travel, millions and millions of dollars of it! It's not like...

A family in Alabama whose house was completely leveled, squashed, shredded, and blown apart (in that order) by one of the nation's endless tornado...

As tsunami waves from the Japan earthquake begin to hit Hawaii and are on their way to our West Coast, the federal government has...

Hooray, the good people at FEMA and Homeland Security have recorded a bunch of terrible doom announcements by Barack Obama, for when we have...

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